The Week of Randomness 2009

[PoikSpirit]

Please, there can be no villain here. No one can stand before my might. I will not submit to your petty "good and evil," nor to the hero archetype. But when you are all brainwashed, you too will think I am the hero. Everyone of you. You shall all learn to fear... My freeze-ray.
No, just kidding, I couldn't resist.

Although, I am curious. If I use the anti-thesis of the theme, does it fit snugly enough into the scheme to count, or will I have to destroy the premise from the inside out to obtain points?

[Winters Rage]

Insolence! Only I have the power to come back from what appears to be a point of no return, all of you pitiful excuses for 'heroes' should turn back now, before you get hurt with the awesome power that is my might!!!

[Phonox]

My freeze-ray.

Oh, I feel the alarms of temptation! They have found out about my escape from the wretched wall they have chained me to! I must run, I must escape this place, I must...

With my freeze ray I will stop the world
With my freeze ray I will find the time to find the words...

[Kaida]

Oh terrible sadness that sits upon my shoulders, for I must work full-time and split shifts! This means that I will be absent for most of the time and shall not be able to join my comrades in battle! Instead I shall make lots of Exceedingly Delicious Cookies for your return from... The Week of Randomness!

[Winters Rage]

Perhaps, if the almighty Josiah gets on again today he can postpone The (rest) of the Week or randomness untill the rest of the population is not so busy giving the infidels a slight chance to over come some of the obviously greater persons on these forums!

[Missingno.]

FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO OUR FOUR FATHERS*Abe lets loose a fart that blows a hole in his pants* Er excuse me.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

It is time! I must go forth, and fulfill my destiny. I shall do whatever it takes to vanquish the evil threat of others winning TWoR. I will release you all from the binding prison of trying to win, by winning myself. I shall break the holding chains you are all in, and destroy everything that threatens the comic and these lovely forums. Who's with me? (reminds me of captain Quark)

[Missingno.]

You didn't even win the last 2 and how do I know? I read the threads!

[Winters Rage]

Fool! You think you can win the competition of Randomness?? and become King of the Forums?? You're just a mere child, how would you even govern 2 people, nonetheless 200! How will you balance the economy? The bills? The problems?! I can answer that for you, You wont! You would probably just sit and play video games all day long while there is an entire forum out there in need of a good governor, you need.... ME!

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

We need a hero, not a governor! And I would have won KoTF last yer if I hadn't gotten grounded.... Why do you think I was the Duke? you are a politically minded fool.

[Winters Rage]

No... We do not need a governor, we need a hero! A hero who will strike a fatal blow against the dictators that try to rule us!!! I am dropping out as your hero, but I will fight alongside with you! We must win the battle! We must meet victory, for when the clock strikes midnight, they will enslave us all, unless, a hero arises from us and saves us from the dictators known as Poki and Phonox!!!

[Saber Knight]

Alas, I do come at a disadvantage, having an extremly busy schedule and about 10 minutes to post a day, but I will not lose hope! I shall prevail!

[Missingno.]

I know what time it is it's time for....

















WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!!!!!!!

*Shoots Hitler in his mouth*

[Josiah]

Alas my brothers, though I knew starting The Week of Randomness so soon could pose numerous challenges, there was nothing I could do! Foul demons of moving and lack of internet access are planning to accoust me over the following weeks! I will need all my strength to triumph against them and none can say if, on those days, I'll still have the time and energy needed to face this competition with the vigilence and dedication it deserves. The only choice was to hold it now and pray that we can break free of these vile final exams and show this week our power and dedication. For we are no mere mortals, we are Pebble Version forum members and we will be victorious!!!!

[Phonox]

Fall back, my bretheren, and flee from the mighty can of ownage Josiah will unleash upon us once he reads the Return of the Revenge of the Son of Saying Hi to Josiah! thread! Flee I say, flee!

(I'm a hero with coward legs. -Spike Milligan)