Me
bleh
I'll probably just wear a visor and then a hockey jersey
contrasting ides
*ideas
I'm a frikkin' english novel
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Say Something Random!
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Saber Knight
- Pokémon Legend
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May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
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Atma
- Pokémon Champion
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"To me, Normal is another term to describe the Master Race" ~ me
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"Of course, I win my purchase for free the one time I hardly buy anything..." (Me, after randomly winning my latest Bookman's purchase for free, all $12 of it. Gotta be the first time all year I've spent less than $40 there too...)
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"Hey! hey Link! Stop Sleeping! Come on, let's go have an adventure!" Navi from Legend of Link. x3
"The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus; or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden flaming ants epidemic."
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Atma
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"It doesn't matter who you are or what you've done. Nobody cares."
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Never to touch the sky, but to grab it with your whole body, soul, and mind. Forget who hurt you, but never forget those that love you for what you are and not what you want others to see you as.
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Time will tell, as things come
Come to it all, will never end
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You will never know what my pain is untill its too late. Never for my heart to fall in pieces as with the blood that drips.
Du kummt..........
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Time will tell, as things come
Come to it all, will never end
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You will never know what my pain is untill its too late. Never for my heart to fall in pieces as with the blood that drips.
Du kummt..........
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Atma
- Pokémon Champion
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Molly: Perry, no one's pure evil! I mean, yeah, some people have a hard outer shell, but inside, everybody has a creamy center.
Dr. Cox: There are plenty of people here on this particular planet who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside.
Molly: So they'd have more of a nougaty center?
Dr. Cox: Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? ******. *******-coated bastards with ******* filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
EDITED by Josiah
Dr. Cox: There are plenty of people here on this particular planet who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside.
Molly: So they'd have more of a nougaty center?
Dr. Cox: Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? ******. *******-coated bastards with ******* filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
EDITED by Josiah
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"Even in quotes, swear words aren't allowed." (me, commenting on the forum's rules)
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"Walmart is a monster that feeds off of people's misfortune." Me ranting about Walmart.
"The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus; or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden flaming ants epidemic."
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Kaida
- Gym Leader
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"I really have got to stop dreaming about the world flooding." Me after having another dream about the world being flooded.
Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell
That spikes you when you pick it up
Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell
That spikes you when you pick it up
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Me: "So they said that 42 vampires were left to attack the mansion and the minefield looked to have killed twenty or thirty. So where did the other several hundred come from?"
Mark: "Clearly vampires aren't very good at math."
(Watching Hellsing Ultimate at anime club.)
Mark: "Clearly vampires aren't very good at math."
(Watching Hellsing Ultimate at anime club.)
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Atma
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J.D.: [In janitor's uniform] It's like the ammonia is seeping into my brain and making me violent and angry and hateful!
Janitor: Yep, that's how it starts.
Janitor: Yep, that's how it starts.
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Wouldn't it be a cool world if everybody had to become the very first thing they ever wanted to be? There'd be ninjas and princesses everywhere. - Nick Swardson
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Silver
- Shiny Pidgeot King
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"Woah, Melvin! You're a ballerina!" -Silver
"No I am not!" -Melvin
"Um... yes, you are." -Silver
"No I not!" -Melvin
"Then what are you?" -Silver
"I am a girl!" -Melvin
"No I am not!" -Melvin
"Um... yes, you are." -Silver
"No I not!" -Melvin
"Then what are you?" -Silver
"I am a girl!" -Melvin
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Saber Knight
- Pokémon Legend
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Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.
Since: Knowledge = Power,
then Knowledge = Work / Time,
and Time = Money,
then Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.
Since: Knowledge = Power,
then Knowledge = Work / Time,
and Time = Money,
then Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley