Okay, folks, in an attempt to stir up some activity, plus provide a service, I'm taking some initiative and opening up Captain Smirk's Training Center.
Basically, here's how it works. If you want training on how to sharpen your wit before your next battle, you come here, and we (the judges, or just me, I guess) train you. There are two training options:
1-on-1 training: In this, the trainee gets five rounds of insults with the trainer, after which the trainer gives you some general tips.
THE MACHINE: Against the machine, you get three rounds of insults with the judges (the machine tires you out faster), but the judges give advice throughout.
For each of these, you can choose to only defend, only attack, alternate, or just treat the turns like a normal battle, wherein the winner insults. High-seas training is also available to those who are able to participate in high-seas battles.
You can only do one training routine a month, and only one person can train here at a time. Any questions? I thought not. Smirk's is open for business!
Current Trainee: None
Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
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Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
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Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
I'll take an insult only battle with the machine.
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Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
Alrighty then: Insult away.
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Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
You're going to need a peg face when I'm done with you!
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Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
Funny-you fight like you've already got one!
Not bad, on the whole. A Dr. McNinja reference, if I'm not mistaken, as well.
Like I said--not bad, but it could be better. For one, the insult was pretty easy to reverse, since you're saying that it hasn't happened yet, and thus, could be avoided. If it had been "You fight like you've got a peg-face!", it would have been more difficult to turn around without sounding stupid (e.g. "You do, too!")
Not bad, on the whole. A Dr. McNinja reference, if I'm not mistaken, as well.
Like I said--not bad, but it could be better. For one, the insult was pretty easy to reverse, since you're saying that it hasn't happened yet, and thus, could be avoided. If it had been "You fight like you've got a peg-face!", it would have been more difficult to turn around without sounding stupid (e.g. "You do, too!")
Stevenson's Vocabulary Word of the Week:
Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.
Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:
Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.
Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:
Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
((I was hoping you'd get the reference))
Are you sure you should be here and not at the day-care center with all the other little kiddies?
Are you sure you should be here and not at the day-care center with all the other little kiddies?
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Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
"Well, I wouldn't want to give you the home-field advantage!"
Better-a little long, though. If you put too much in the insult, that gives them too much material. For example, if you had left out the bit about the day-care center, and just said "with all the other little kiddies", it would have been harder to retort.
I'd recommend your next insult be something about how good you are as opposed to how bad your opponent is. So you can get a variety in.
Better-a little long, though. If you put too much in the insult, that gives them too much material. For example, if you had left out the bit about the day-care center, and just said "with all the other little kiddies", it would have been harder to retort.
I'd recommend your next insult be something about how good you are as opposed to how bad your opponent is. So you can get a variety in.
Stevenson's Vocabulary Word of the Week:
Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.
Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:
Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.
Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:
Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
I've defeated master swordsmen! You probably haven't beaten a wet noodle.
Last edited by Giga-Gar on Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:30 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Dobby never meant to kill, only to...maim. Or seriously injure."
Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
May I join this training center?
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Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
Only one person can train at a time. Though there's no reason why you can't go next once Gar's done.
Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
Ok. Thanks^^Josiah wrote:Only one person can train at a time. Though there's no reason why you can't go next once Gar's done.
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Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
Gar: "I will have once I'm through with you!"
Once again, it was a little long. Keeping the insult shorter means there's less to be used against you-the bit about the noodle was mostly unnecessary, and it gave me a nice way to insult you.
Okay, that's all for your training. Come back sometime in September.
Eclectric, what kind of training do you want?
Once again, it was a little long. Keeping the insult shorter means there's less to be used against you-the bit about the noodle was mostly unnecessary, and it gave me a nice way to insult you.
Okay, that's all for your training. Come back sometime in September.
Eclectric, what kind of training do you want?
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Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.
Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:
Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.
Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:
Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
I'd like an attack-only training against the machine, please 
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Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
That seems to be the popular thing.
Okay, insult away.
Okay, insult away.
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Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
Re: Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight
You're not worthy of my insults.
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