Just post a funny made-up-on-the-spot lie.
Rules
1.No lies that are hurtful/offensive.
2.It has to be a 100% lie.
3.Be unrealistic.
Hey everyone,I just got back from running a marathon from florda to kentucky,and I think I'll have some magma mixed wiyh chili sause to drink.Thats the best thing to drink when you're tired and sweaty.
Lying contest
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Dark Gentleman
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Lying contest
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Doodleshark
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Re: Lying contest
I like rusty spoons... I like to touch them with my fingers and stroke them... stroooooooke...
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Dark Gentleman
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Re: Lying contest
I was driving on a road trip to new york and along the way I saw a hotel with a sign out front that read:clean bathrooms,so I stoped there for the night.By the next morning I had finally finished scrubbing them with my toothbrush and continued my trip,until the next hotel came into view...
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auragongal
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Re: Lying contest
I have a rose monster named Fluffy and she spits out a sword that shoots energy omochao heads that explode once they hit the target when I need it.
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Hyperion(4); Gender - Male; Abilities - Blaze, Keen Eye;Attacks - Leer, Tackle,Ember,Double Team;Holding - Nothing
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Hyperion(4); Gender - Male; Abilities - Blaze, Keen Eye;Attacks - Leer, Tackle,Ember,Double Team;Holding - Nothing
Celsius(4) - Gender: Female; Type: Bug, Ice; Abilities: Shed Skin, Inner Focus; Attacks: Powder Snow, Protect,Double Team,Tackle
Cobra(4) - Gender: Female; Type: Water, Poison; Abilities: Shed Skin, Storm Drain; Attacks: Mud-Slap, Leer, Harden,Bite
Eric (2) - Gender: Male; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Trace, Keen Eye; Attacks: Growl, Gust, Sand-Attack
Bruce (3) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Fighting; Abilities: Guts, Sand Veil; Attacks: Tackle, Poison Sting,Absorb, Helping Hand
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Dark Gentleman
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Doodleshark
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Re: Lying contest
I totally don't hate the right-wing extremist nutjobs who somehow got the idea lodged in their head that that when gay marriage becomes legal in the United States that regular marriage somehow becomes illegal, just like the ones in this ad.
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Dark Gentleman
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Re: Lying contest
I love the right-wing smart,cool,loving, and all-around pleasent-to-be-right-next-to geniuses who think up these wonderful ideas.
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*^_^*kako
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I was flying to Japan with a talking peanut in my arms and feed it to a pickle shark and it gave me a ticket to wonderland.
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Metalheadz
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Re: Lying contest
I love Justin Bieber.
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.
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Dark Gentleman
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I'm just a monkey who found its way to a computer that fell out of a plane that was flying over a jungle. In the days that followed my discovery I learned how to type, speak english, and harness the untapped power of butterflies to enslave the human race. I AM YOUR NEW MASTER! BOW BEFORE ME! BANANAS!
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Doodleshark
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Dark Gentleman
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Re: Lying contest
I ate a bowl of milk for breakfast... without any nails.
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PoisonWing14
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Re: Lying contest
I think lead paint chips taste good~
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"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
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Dark Gentleman
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Re: Lying contest
My skin tastes like lavender. Except my left foot, which tastes like cinnamon.
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