Mafia
Re: Mafia
One day, PoikSpirit was walking down the streets of PVF Land, making his way somewhere for reasons unknown. On his way there, he had the unfortunate experience of being attacked by a Rabid Poodle. However, via a secret source, he had been equipped with Anti-Poodle spray, which easily eliminated the threat. Obviously, this poodle had to be the work of the mafia, after all, they're the ONLY source of evil present; so the townspeople gathered together and used the sometimes tried-and-true method of randomly pointing fingers at people until someone gets executed.
Summary: Poik almost got murdered but was saved. Vote now.
Summary: Poik almost got murdered but was saved. Vote now.
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Re: Mafia
Woot! First post! You know what that means. It worked last time.
Seriously, who would have a grudge against me. Or so little of a grudge that they think they could get away with it.
Anyone could be annoyed at me for typing up such long posts for them to have to read, then again I keep telling Anyone to skip my posts anyway.
Gar might want to get rid of the other clarinetists in the group so he can have no competition.
Or Saber could be getting me back for all the times I made fun of the trumpets.
Silver could be getting me back for either the tacos I threw or the fact that I should go back to IPA sometime soon.
Innocent could be getting me back for the nickname. Nah, she's Kaida.
Siranae could be mafia twice in a row, don't count her out just yet. And it'd only make sense to take out the person who defended you as then no one will suspect.
Astral may be annoyed that... I don't think I've talked to her in a few days. I'm sorry.
It should be obvious why Mozzarella would want to kill me.
Phonox... Well. I don't know. Oh! Because he knew I'd post first, and he wanted that privilege.
Josiah could be the culprit too. God knows I must get on his nerves. But as administrator, he has to keep objective in his maintaining of the forums.
But, quite frankly, I think that Poik kid just may have the biggest hatred towards me. Ever since I came here, he's been giving me funny looks.
So that said I vote for Poik! He posted first.
No, I'm withholding my vote to see your opinions on the matter.
Seriously, who would have a grudge against me. Or so little of a grudge that they think they could get away with it.
Anyone could be annoyed at me for typing up such long posts for them to have to read, then again I keep telling Anyone to skip my posts anyway.
Gar might want to get rid of the other clarinetists in the group so he can have no competition.
Or Saber could be getting me back for all the times I made fun of the trumpets.
Silver could be getting me back for either the tacos I threw or the fact that I should go back to IPA sometime soon.
Innocent could be getting me back for the nickname. Nah, she's Kaida.
Siranae could be mafia twice in a row, don't count her out just yet. And it'd only make sense to take out the person who defended you as then no one will suspect.
Astral may be annoyed that... I don't think I've talked to her in a few days. I'm sorry.
It should be obvious why Mozzarella would want to kill me.
Phonox... Well. I don't know. Oh! Because he knew I'd post first, and he wanted that privilege.
Josiah could be the culprit too. God knows I must get on his nerves. But as administrator, he has to keep objective in his maintaining of the forums.
But, quite frankly, I think that Poik kid just may have the biggest hatred towards me. Ever since I came here, he's been giving me funny looks.
So that said I vote for Poik! He posted first.
No, I'm withholding my vote to see your opinions on the matter.
Hmm... This signature just got really short...
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Re: Mafia
I think it was Silver. Why? Because Poik was attacked out of the blue by a poodle. Not just any poodle, but a poodle who's name is a proper noun, like Poodle! I rest my case, ladies, gentlemen, and Provalone.

"Dobby never meant to kill, only to...maim. Or seriously injure."
Re: Mafia
I think it was Poik who attacked Poik, because that's just how Poik is. Now Poik is trying to mislead us by being Poik and voting Poik, leading us away from Poik, saving Poik and allowing Poik to win.
I'll vote Poik...Unless, people will deduce that I am the Mafia, because I want to vote Poik to death because my plan of Poiklessness failed, and now Poik is trying to lure me to vote for Poik and expose myself. Therefore, I must be the Mafia! Unless Poik, being the Mafia and a mind reader, knew this would happen and targeted Poik for this very reason, convincing everyone to vote me to death, letting Poik live to kill again!
I'll withhold my vote as well.
I'll vote Poik...Unless, people will deduce that I am the Mafia, because I want to vote Poik to death because my plan of Poiklessness failed, and now Poik is trying to lure me to vote for Poik and expose myself. Therefore, I must be the Mafia! Unless Poik, being the Mafia and a mind reader, knew this would happen and targeted Poik for this very reason, convincing everyone to vote me to death, letting Poik live to kill again!
I'll withhold my vote as well.
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Schwann(4):Bronzling- Gender: Female; Type: Steel, Psychic; Abilities: Levitate, Heatproof; Attacks: Wrap, Confusion, Growl, Hypnosis
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Signature site, how original!




Gibraltar(4):Trapko()- Gender: Male; Type: Ground; Abilities: Overgrow, Arena Trap; Attacks: Bite, Leer, Faint Attack, Quick Attack
Volgel(4):Magneduo- Gender: Male; Type: Electric, Flying; Abilities: Magnet Pull, Early Bird; Attacks: Tackle, Growl, Thundershock, Pursuit
Schwann(4):Bronzling- Gender: Female; Type: Steel, Psychic; Abilities: Levitate, Heatproof; Attacks: Wrap, Confusion, Growl, Hypnosis
Swapi (4):Larxy- Gender: Female; Type: Normal, Flying; Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace; Attacks: Peck, Charm, Sing, Fury Attack
Zutodile (4):Hydra(SDC) - Gender: Female; Type: Water, Poison; Abilities: Inner Focus, Torrent; Attacks: Leech Life, Scratch, Supersonic, Water gun
IC as of 6/7/09: 737
Signature site, how original!
Re: Mafia
Am I always the go-to guy when a bandwagon starts up?

"Dobby never meant to kill, only to...maim. Or seriously injure."
Re: Mafia
WOW! The Doctor actually saved someone?!?
That hasn't happened in ages...
Methods of murder make as good of a reason to vote as any, regardless of who made them up, and Gar makes a good point. That "Poodle" attack is suspicious. I'm going with him and voting for Silver.
Methods of murder make as good of a reason to vote as any, regardless of who made them up, and Gar makes a good point. That "Poodle" attack is suspicious. I'm going with him and voting for Silver.
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Re: Mafia
Poodle? POODLE!? Has the mafia so little imagination? I would have used Chihuahuas for sure. They're MUCH more vicious. Like Pirahnah.
So.. Who has access to poodles around here? Obviously silver. But then the Poodle employed by him... he's not the least dodgy fellow around here how do we know he didn't do some freelance work?
I vote Gar. He wants to take over the world and knows that Poik has a similar goal. It only makes sense that he would want to get rid of him.
So.. Who has access to poodles around here? Obviously silver. But then the Poodle employed by him... he's not the least dodgy fellow around here how do we know he didn't do some freelance work?
I vote Gar. He wants to take over the world and knows that Poik has a similar goal. It only makes sense that he would want to get rid of him.



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Re: Mafia
Meh. I'd ask why you're voting for me without a reason, but that would be seen as defensive and people would suspect me as the mafia. Just like what always happens when someone defends themselves.

"Dobby never meant to kill, only to...maim. Or seriously injure."
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Re: Mafia
If nothing else, Gar, I don't think you're the mafia. And I have a very good reason for it, too.
Because it's obviously Silver! Who else would try something like this against poor Poik? And with a Poodle, no less! You can tell by the way he's been behaving that he's been plotting something for a while now...
No, wait. It couldn't be Silver, because he's actually... not Innocent. Innocent is obviously the mafia. You see her there - waiting, watching... watching, waiting... wiggling, wobbling... Or... some other w verb...ing... I vote Kaida. She's tired of being Innocent, I bet you.
Because it's obviously Silver! Who else would try something like this against poor Poik? And with a Poodle, no less! You can tell by the way he's been behaving that he's been plotting something for a while now...
No, wait. It couldn't be Silver, because he's actually... not Innocent. Innocent is obviously the mafia. You see her there - waiting, watching... watching, waiting... wiggling, wobbling... Or... some other w verb...ing... I vote Kaida. She's tired of being Innocent, I bet you.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Re: Mafia
Cheesey thinks Silver is spy.Silver wrote:If nothing else, Gar, I don't think you're the mafia. And I have a very good reason for it, too.
Because it's obviously Silver! Who else would try something like this against poor Poik? And with a Poodle, no less! You can tell by the way he's been behaving that he's been plotting something for a while now...
No, wait. It couldn't be Silver, because he's actually... not Innocent. Innocent is obviously the mafia. You see her there - waiting, watching... watching, waiting... wiggling, wobbling... Or... some other w verb...ing... I vote Kaida. She's tired of being Innocent, I bet you.


