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Re: Hello.

Post by PoikSpirit »

Sorry, a glomp is a tackle hug hybrid. I can see how you would attribute that to an onomatopoeia though.
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A glomp from Kaida or Astral is more of a flying hug attack.

Oh, and hi. I'm Gar, local psychic who can't see into the future, and the guy-who-breaks-out-in-hives-all-over-when-exposed-to-drama.
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Ah, so I was mistaken again,but I'm glad it is a hug as biting is a lot less sanitary,oh and hello to you both.
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Welcome new member! I'm Nab, local late person and second year uni student! ;-D Check out the Whatever, Games, and RP sections, there's tons of fun to be had there!
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If I was going to bite something it'd be that chocolate Bilby that's still in my fridge after Easter.

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Heya, it's the one and only Saber Knight coming to you live (as opposed to dead? Gar! I thought you left!) from her braaand new laptop!

So, enjoy your stay, don't a'splode (never a good thing to do), and make sure to not take any of my nonesence with the slightest amount of frankensense.

Got it? Got it. Good.

Glad we understand each other.

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Er, sorry. I god distraced. I didn't think anyone would even notice.
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Greetings to you, new posters.I've posted a bit more on the forums,maybe later I'll join in on the R.P. or something.Remember I'll answer any questions about me you might have, so if you have any please ask away.
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Welcome, new member!

I be Phonox, the king of this here forum. I don't really hold any power, or get to do anything the moderators and admins do, and my name isn't a funny color, but I assure you that I am the king!

Anyway, if you were and egg, how tasty would you be? I assure you, this question is entirely hypothetical and I do not plan to digest you in any way, shape, or form. Now then, will you be so kind and to step into this here cooking po-hot tub? Please ignore the apron, and the fact that I'm cutting carrots into the tub. It's for the skin. No, it's supposed to be over the fire, that's why it's called a hot tub.
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You're a very polite person, you know that DM? :-)

Don't be bashful, Phonox. The King does have power on the forums, he gets to wear the highly revered King of the Forums hat.

Oh wait, that hasn't been a tradition since the hat got infected with lice...nevermind then.
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And since Phonox introduced himself as the King, I should introduce myself by my title too. I am the princess fo the forums.

Wait, does that mean I have to call Phonox "Dad"?

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DADDY! *glompsnuggles Phonox* Hey what's for dinner? New Member? EEEEEEEW! New members are so tough and.. and gamey. And boiled? Yuck!

What we need is a banquet in HONOUR of the new member (so then he'll stay long enough to get tender, juicy and edible) We need a ROAST.

We need.. a SILVER ROAST! Where's the resident chef that does that?
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DG, there's no need to be so formal. Loosen up a bit. Just keep up the good grammar though, Silver's our resident Grammar Nazi.

Also, this forum runs kind of like England;s governmant. Or a ship. Phonox is the figure head and Josiah's the Captain. Silver and Shauni are the first and second mates(it's yours to decide who exactly is the first and second mate) while everyone else are the crew members. Yeah, that analogy works better than the the British Governmant one.
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I'm sorry! They were so cute... I needed to give the poor little guys somewhere to stay... How was I supposed to know they'd destroy our scalps?

A-anyway... I'm Silver, in case that wasn't obvious. Although I'm no longer the King (thank you very much), I do have more power than Phonox. In that I am a moderator and can delete and edit posts. So stay on my good side or else I'll make you say embarassing things~ No! Kidding. I wouldn't do that. Probably.

So, uh... what's with the uber formality, anyway? It's nice to see someone with a bit of respect, but you don't have to worry about that so much here. Just relax. We don't bite. Hard.

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Re: Hello.

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Dear me,I was unaware that I was in the presence of royalty.*Removes hat and bows*I bid you a fond greeting king Phonox(and again to you princess Astral Omega).Oh,and to answer your question,I would most likely taste bitter as I rather dislike eggs.Thank you Siranae for your complament and Gardialvoir,I am being imformal as I am well aware of silliness and fun associated with this forum(If I had been formal,however I would have at least offered you a chair,some tea(and a crumpet or two),shake you warmly by the hand upon your entry,and politely discuss the weather with you by the warm fire place as some soft piano music plays in the backround).I'd love to be formal,but sadly in this forum it is not truly needed.

Ah! I was about to post this,but mr. silver has beaten me to it.Good to finally meet you Silver,and I am quite relaxed,thank you.
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Re: Hello.

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*Pssst. Guys. I think this is his forum gimmick...or something.

Well, you're a gentalman, but I haven't seen the dark part yet. Care to show us?
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