Darnit. How could I forget the Law of Constant Awesome? I hope that didn't deduct a lot of points from my speach.Silver wrote:You made a math mistake towards the end, though. You see, according to the Law of Constant Awesome, Josiah > Silver > Universe.
IPA Apprentice: Reality TV on the Internet! (Season 2?)
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I wouldn't worry about it, Miss B Flat. You're doing just fine~
And finally, Miss Final Fantasy:
The person elected as Miss IPA Apprentice may eventually become the official leader of IPA. What traits do you think are necessary for a strong leader? Why are these traits important to keep the game (you lost!) running smoothly? If the people of IPA were to revolt and set fire to your house and/or come at you with a pitchfork, what would you do?
And finally, Miss Final Fantasy:
The person elected as Miss IPA Apprentice may eventually become the official leader of IPA. What traits do you think are necessary for a strong leader? Why are these traits important to keep the game (you lost!) running smoothly? If the people of IPA were to revolt and set fire to your house and/or come at you with a pitchfork, what would you do?
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Re: IPA Apprentice: Reality TV on the Internet! (Season 2?)
A strong leader must be dedicated, puntual, and have a clear picture of what needs to be done. Being friendly and patient can help as well. The dedication and puntuality are important to ensure that things update regularily and on time. Knowing what needs to be done, ensures that those updates actually update the stuff that needs to be updated. Being friendly and patient falls more under the people skills catagory and helps a leader interact better with the people he's leading. Good grammar isn't bad either, since it always helps if everyone can understand what the leader is saying. Taking the next part of this question into consideration, I suppose good running and/or fighting skills could also come in handy.Silver wrote:And finally, Miss Final Fantasy:
The person elected as Miss IPA Apprentice may eventually become the official leader of IPA. What traits do you think are necessary for a strong leader? Why are these traits important to keep the game (you lost!) running smoothly? If the people of IPA were to revolt and set fire to your house and/or come at you with a pitchfork, what would you do?
If the people of IPA revolted and somehow managed to find my house I'd probably call the police on them. If the police arrived soon enough to pervent them from damaging my house, all the better. If they didn't, I could always fight them off, I'm not a second degree black belt for nothing. Or I suppose I could, you know, talk to them, but that's a lot less exciting. So yeah, I think I'm well equipped to handle any potential uprisings.
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And there we have it! If you revolt, Josiah will show you what's for!]
I-I mean, that concludes the question portion of Miss IPA Apprentice. So I assume you're all prepared to show off your talents... do you have any questions, or did I cover everything earlier?
I-I mean, that concludes the question portion of Miss IPA Apprentice. So I assume you're all prepared to show off your talents... do you have any questions, or did I cover everything earlier?
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

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Wow. You guys haven't gotten far at all.
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............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15
Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5
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Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer

............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15
Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5
Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8
Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5
Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer
Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.
So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*

Re: IPA Apprentice: Reality TV on the Internet! (Season 2?)
So we can just post our talent thing now?
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Can i be a guest judge?
Weepitang - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Steel; Abilities: Clear Body, Chlorophyll; Attacks: Take Down, Vine Whip, Psychic, Wrap. Level 17
............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15
Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5
Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8
Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5
Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer

............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15
Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5
Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8
Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5
Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer
Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.
So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*

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Yeah, go right ahead. We need to get this moving, as The N00b so... eloquently pointed out.
What don't you get? I explained the whole thing to you earlier.
And unfortunately, I can't trust you not to be biased The N00b... then again, I can't trust myself not to be biased either... but I'm in charge here so it doesn't matter anyway, right?
What don't you get? I explained the whole thing to you earlier.
And unfortunately, I can't trust you not to be biased The N00b... then again, I can't trust myself not to be biased either... but I'm in charge here so it doesn't matter anyway, right?
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Re: IPA Apprentice: Reality TV on the Internet! (Season 2?)
Do we have a time limit?

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Re: IPA Apprentice: Reality TV on the Internet! (Season 2?)
'I wasn't kidding about this one, either. You're going to compete in a Miss America-styled competition. Except that... this is the Interweb, so I... can't really... emulate the beauty contest aspect. We're gonna skip that, because wearing swimsuits doesn't have any relevance to IPA anyway. I don't even own one, and I'm doing just fine, so uh...
Anyway. We're just gonna go for the talent contest bit and the... current event questions for you to inevitably mess up. Badly. But before that, you guys need to pick what states you're representing! And by 'State' I mean 'Anything that isn't a state'. I don't care if you want to be Miss Dark Forest, Miss Sphebra, Miss Steve, or Miss I-Like-To-Set-Things-On-Fire, just... pick something that isn't a state. Like South Carolina. Or you'll be disqualified. Once you've all picked your title which I will use for the rest of your life especially if you become my Apprentice, we'll get started on the stuff that actually matters.'
...no info on the talent. I have no idea what to do.
Anyway. We're just gonna go for the talent contest bit and the... current event questions for you to inevitably mess up. Badly. But before that, you guys need to pick what states you're representing! And by 'State' I mean 'Anything that isn't a state'. I don't care if you want to be Miss Dark Forest, Miss Sphebra, Miss Steve, or Miss I-Like-To-Set-Things-On-Fire, just... pick something that isn't a state. Like South Carolina. Or you'll be disqualified. Once you've all picked your title which I will use for the rest of your life especially if you become my Apprentice, we'll get started on the stuff that actually matters.'
...no info on the talent. I have no idea what to do.
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And if you looked four posts down after that, you would have seen:
Or we could cancel the whole thing and eliminate Miss Burrito now, which is looking like a good option from my perspective...Silver wrote:Ok, the schedule for this competition's going to be a little weird. We're going to do the question part first so you guys have time to think about what talents you really have... but we're going to do it one at a time. Since there are only four of you, it won't take all that long. I'll post a question for each little Miss and give you a few days to respond as accurately and intellectually as you can.
During that time, start thinking about what talent of yours you can show off. I'm not putting any limits on that - if you can spin plates, then upload a video of yourself doing so to youtube, well, great - so as to encourage creativity... but ideally this'll be typical internet stuff. You know, spriting, fanart, fancomics, fanfiction... paper fans... the more relevant to IPA the better. Since, you know, this is IPA apprentice and all. Yeah, spriting? Spriting is a great talent to have. Just... for the record. Even if spriting's not your talent, you might want to practice with that a bit. Because it may or may not be the theme of the second-to-last challenge.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

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Hm...I disagree. I say we keep going. [/eloquence]
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............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15
Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5
Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8
Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5
Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer

............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15
Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5
Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8
Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5
Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer
Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.
So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*

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How's this for a talent? 

