The Swordmaster of Melee Island

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Post by Stevenson »

Eh, a tad overused, I think.

To the swordsmaster it goes!"

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"If you've been hearing MIMES you really need to get your head examined."
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Post by Silver »

Ooh, good one. Even had MIMES in all capitals as per the original insult.

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
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"No, I'm embarressed that people might see me fighting someone who uses such cliche insults."
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Post by Silver »

I'm not sure about this one... it's effective and decidedly more harsh than the original insult... but it strikes me as excessively wordy and it certainly doesn't help that 'embarassed' is spelled wrong. Meh... I'll just give you the point.

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Post by Josiah »

((Oops... Lousy typo. Yeah, I did think it was kinda long but I couldn't think of a good shorter version.))

((Hmm... Insult Sword Fights has been kinda dead lately. If I beat the swordmaster I'll roll out the next addition I have planned for this section and see if that livens things up a bit.))

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Post by Silver »

Aaand for the sake of ending this match you get the point.

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Congratulations! You win! And... get absolutely nothing for it, just like Stevenson.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
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Yay! Ok, I'll be rolling out something new for this game soon which will hopefully revive it.
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Hey look, I finally made the prize! Stevenson and I both get...

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Post by Doodleshark »

I challenge the Sword Master again... this time I won't forget.
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Post by Stevenson »

Fine by me.

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"At least I'm not as dumb as it!"
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Post by Josiah »

((Nice to see someone else posting here again.))

Hmm... Stating that you're not as dumb as a fungus really isn't saying much. I think you're hurting your cause more than helping it with that one.

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(Lol, I suck :sweat: ! Also Josiah, I think you have the scores wrong.)
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Post by Stevenson »

Eh, it's kinda weird, long, and akward. Hm. Besides, he's the SWORDSMASTER. Everyone fights him.

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{{Oh, and the score is fixed.}}
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Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.


Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:

Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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