The Week of Randomness 2009

[Winters Rage]

Goodluk 'morrow Saber, ma' the mos' EPIC persun wen! :D
[I wouldn't reccomend trying to enter now, I'm already over 50HB posts while the rest are all under 20]

[Eclectric]

Seen'a qualiteh, not quanti-tay, yew silleh inv'led. x3

[Winters Rage]

"The adventure of the hero is the adventure of being alive." if so, I'd have to say that I'm the least adventurous person in the WORLD; since, I'm the not really living and all :P lol, anyways, I'm gonna ask a question about today:
Are we suposta use 'famous' quotes, like "Fourscore and seven years ago..."
or something like that, or are we suposta be all like: "Come on now men (and woman), we can get this job done better than any of those other teams can!" (Portal Panic idea for me >>)?
((plus, Eclectric, it's not Sunday anymore, so no more H-B talk, please >.<))

[Eclectric]

**Maybe not in your time zone, but it's still Friday in MST**

[Winters Rage]

The forum games only start and end with the forums time, which is UTC -6 Hrs, or CST for those in America :P so, by the forums clock, it's half-past midnight, declaring it Monday for the forums :P

[Eclectric]

((I am paying attention to the forum time. It says it's half-past 11.))

[Winters Rage]

Mine says: It is currently 340 Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:47 am
The '340' is what day it is, Jan 1st is 0 I think, it helps me see the dates better, how close they are, ext.

[Josiah]

BEWARE NG! You seem to have fallen pray to an evil plot created to ruin our grand content!!! It seems that the time on your forum settings has been changed! Comrade Eclectric is indeed correct! You must strike out against your foes and go on an arduous quest to change your time settings to UTC -7, Mountain Standard Time! Do it now or you will be forever doomed to be an hour early!!! As for epicness, you seek to truely pierce the heavens and dominate today's valient struggle, you should seek inspiration for great heroic speakers such as the ones I listed my earlier post! It is the only way!!!

Now, believe in the me who believes you in and turn your gaze towards the first post while I will momentarily reveal the might secret of Wednesday's theme!!!

[Winters Rage]

[Ugh, I don't think I'll be able to do this today >> but for Wednesday... Muhahaha!!!] **I shall be the victor of the weak and un-explanatory on the Day of Wednes!!! For the might hero, NG, shall dominate the competition on that day, for he always overly-explains thing when he gets into the ultimate mood of the Gamer!!!** [In real life, I can easily go on for a half-hour to explain something to some one which could have easily taken under 3 minutes. :P]

[Phonox]

BEWARE OF NG, my friends. For he is our greatest foe. Shackled by tough schedule are we, chains of homework, sports, and extra-curricular activities bind our school of high lives! But he, oh the treacherous NG, ranked at only 8 or 9, free from these burdens! Arise, my bretheren, for we must fight! We shall not have this newcomer insult our skills by beating us. Arise, and fight!

[Winters Rage]

BEWARE! The adventurous hero, NG, will conquer all who oppose! All you commoners should stick with your inferior schooling of public, while I, the great NG, shall conquer the land pf PV with his powers of the schooling from home!!!

[Phonox]

See how he talks, men? Nose up high in with a false sense of superiority, believing us to be mere commoners! We must punish him for this insolence! Show him that he holds his head high not out of pride, but merely to get a glimpse at out feet! He has entered our domain, quantity at his side. But we, oh we have a much greater allies at our side! Quality! Quality and experience! He attacks in a frenzy, no precision behind the attack. We have attacked seldom, but with more than enough precision to dispose of many. I say, my bretheren, it is still not enough. We cannot turn a blind eye to this amateur! Even a master may be defeated by a newcomer if he is not wary. Arise, bretheren! Show this false hero his place!

[Siranae]

Don't be so sure, foul villain NG! For we have had many a miracles here in the land of Pebble Version. Why, I remember the King of the Forums contest, in which our dear long-lost friend Astral (who, alas, has gone again), returned from the grave in the middle of the games, and snatched third place. You may be in the lead now, but no one knows what will happen next. After all, this is the Week of Randomness!

[Winters Rage]

Silence! Inferior commoner!!! You words of foreboding shall be of no more!!! I shall conquer and devastate the weak and proud! I, NG, shall become the King of the Forums!!! No one shall surpass me!!! For if any of you commoners try to take my crown you shall be cast down in your pitiful excuse for EPICNESS!!!

[Phonox]

Randomness, what a dismal name! Misused by so many and thrust into it's connotative state! Grouped with haphazard, a harsh and unforgiving mistress is she! Random, once meaning chosen without regard to characteristics of the individual so that each has an equal chance of being selected, now reduced to what? A child's plaything? Blasphemous words erupting from the lips of many! We must stop this misuse, my bretheren! Release the word from their evil clutches at once!

Listen to the blasphemous words roll from the villan NG's forked tongue! Is this a heroic speech? Nay, my bretheren! This is the voice of a villan, a foul-mouthed child deranged with visions of grandeur! King, he says? Is it not the crown that rests upon my head, and before me that of Silver and Zanther? Where did this knave aquire his crown? A false king, a false hero, a child trapped in a warpped mind.

I call on you, commrads, not to destroy him, but to save this poor soul. Deranged and mad, is he! We must break this illusion he holds in his head and set the child inside free!