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Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:16 am
by Stevenson
Okay, I rolled a 2.
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:24 am
by Prancing Mad
I rolled a 6, but I'll let you go first.
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:30 am
by Stevenson
Always the gentleman.
"How can you beat someone with skills like mine?"
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:26 am
by Prancing Mad
"Oh I'm sorry, I thought I was actually facing a professional."
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:32 am
by Silver
I'll give Matrix Kirby the point on that one. It's plain, but successfully subverts the original insult.
Stevenson - 0
MK - 1
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:50 pm
by Prancing Mad
"If you keep waving your sword around like that, someone might finally take you seriously."
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:36 pm
by Stevenson
"What can I say? Imitating you could only get me so far."
{{Also, are you...complimenting me? A daring move.}}
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:14 pm
by Josiah
Not the greatest retort...but it works and the original insult was almost a compliment so Stevenson gets the point.
Stevenson - 1
MK - 1
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:35 pm
by Stevenson
"You're a greater fool than I thought to think you stand even the slightest chance!"
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:17 pm
by Prancing Mad
"You must be looking at a mirror, with a foolish stance like that."
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:19 pm
by Josiah
The mirror part isn't too bad, but I don't get the second part of the retort at all (what's his stance have to do with the insult?) and overall I don't think it hits back hard enough. Point to Stevenson!
Stevenson - 2
MK - 1
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:23 pm
by Stevenson
"I'm surprised your mother let you leave the house dressed like that."
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:49 pm
by Stevenson
That would be three days, I believe. May I declare my own victory?
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:58 pm
by Josiah
Stevenson wins due to inactivity!
Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:42 pm
by Stevenson
Aaaand locked. MK, you can complain in the overall thread or Saying Hi or whatever.
((I don't expect to get a point for this post or anything, I'm just keeping it tidy))
--locked--