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Attention Duelists! My hair just rolled a 2!

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Welcome to my residence, my home, my humble abode if you will. My, you look cold. Why, come in, come in, I insist.
My my, you're shivering. Come, sit by the fire, warm up a bit. Unless...it's not the cold that's making you shiver.

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Well then, let's play a game to pass the time. This is one of my favorites, and I'm sure it's going to be one of yours as well. You'll never play another game after this, ehehe. Now then, don't be shy. Here, I'll even let you roll first.

Oh, a two! How dreadful. Don't worry, you still have a chance. With my bad luck, who knows what will happen. Well then, here goes everything.

Ooh, a four, how abysmal. Terrible luck you have, maybe even worse than mine. But, I am the host, and it is my job to be hospitable. Tell you what, you can go first, if you so desire. No, go ahead, quip away, it's perfectly fine. Anything to make your stay more pleasant, however short it may be.

Please, enjoy your stay. While you can, of course.

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"With that twig you're holding, it makes my sword look like Excalibur!"

"What a lovely comparison. I'll make it break, just like in Lancelot's first duel with Arthur!"

Point to Phonox!

Phonox: 1
Metal: 0

Just going to say, I'm a bit slow on these things right now. Bit busy with competitions and all, so sorry if I take more than the traditional 3 days to respond.

Cliché time!

"Your aim's so poor, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!"

"Before you say that, can you please hit me without accidentally hitting the audience around us?"

Kinda long, and it doesn't really counter his claims about your aim... Point to Phonox!

Phonox: 2
Metal: 0

"If you were any slower, you'd be moving in reverse!"

(Will be gone for a while. We could leave this topic open or start a new one once I come back, up to you.)

"But with that kind of footwork, you're walking backwards!"

(If I lose this retort, I surrender.)

((Actually, if you give up three points in a row you automatically lose.))

Point to Metal...barely.

Phonox: 2
Metal: 1

"Stop falling down, or you might as well give up!"