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Time for the final match of the tournament! I rolled a 5.

EEEEEE DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!

*clears throat*

And by that I mean....

YER GOIN' DOWN, PUNK!

....shoot, a 3. *snaps fingers in an "aw shucks" manner*

Ok, you can insult first.

Gee, what a plot twist!

You're slower than a slug, and about twenty times as dumb!

((...I suck at insults... this is gonna... not be good.))

"Very true, but you really should be insulting me instead of your fans."

Kind of getting a litte tired of redirecting the insult...but it works, I guess.

Josiah-1
Saber-0

(I know what you mean, but at least I didn't say "I'm over here" or mention a mirror. I tried to be a little creative about it.)

"Even if there were ten of you, you still couldn't beat me!"

Oh no, it will only take one, though I'm sure you'll be seeing ten of me by the time I'm through with you!

Oh. Wow. I forgot about this completely... uh, yeah, saber gets the point for that one.

Josiah - 1
Saber - 1

((Took long enough ))

*sigh* This is the guy who was held in such high acclaim? Ha! Victory will be mine in a matter of seconds!

"I know you're scared, but this is no time to get all delusional."

Though it doesn't play on the original insult too well, it is effective. Point to Josiah.

Josiah - 2
Saber - 1

"You're so weak, I'm surprised you can even hold a sword!"

Ha! And this is coming from the kid so weak a gust of wind would blow him over?

Eh... this one's iffy... it does play on the original insult, but... wording could be better, and the general concept is kind of...

It's good enough, though. Point to Saber.

Josiah - 2
Saber - 2