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Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:22 pm
by auragongal
I rolled a four.
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:27 pm
by Phonox
I rolled a five. Let's start things off with a typical taunt.
My sword will cut through you like a hot knife through butter!
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:20 am
by auragongal
doesn't matter if the butter is frozen.
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:22 pm
by Silver
Yeah... except if it's a hot knife, which it is, it would still go through frozen butter pretty easily... can't give you a point for that, I'm afraid.
Phonox: 1
Auragon: 0
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:13 pm
by auragongal
your sword is so weak it would break cutting a banana!
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:35 pm
by Phonox
Wait, since I won the last point, I'm supposed to be the one who starts off with a taunt.
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:23 pm
by Silver
Phonox is correct. Since Auragon's retort failed, Phonox gets to insult again.
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:11 pm
by auragongal
sorry, forgot about that rule for a moment, go on ahead.
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:43 pm
by Phonox
Frick, I can't think of a good taunt.
Your stench brings a tear to my eye!
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:56 am
by auragongal
well you're stench burns mine to ashes!
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:38 pm
by Stevenson
It's pretty hard to burn a stench.....and even harder to make ashes from it. Phonox gets the point.
Phonox: 2
Aurongongal:0
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:51 pm
by Phonox
I've eaten bread tougher than you.
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:56 am
by auragongal
well your tactics are getting quite stale.
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:03 am
by Stevenson
I liked the pun, didn't like the lack of capitalization, but you get the point.
Phonox: 2
Aurogongal: 1
Re: Auragongal vs Phonox
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:12 pm
by auragongal
I've had tougher fights with Zoras than with you!