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Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:39 am
by Eclectric
I rolled a two.
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:11 am
by Metalheadz
Is this some kind of fight? lol
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:56 pm
by Josiah
Don't post in other people's sword fight threads. If you want to know what this is about, read the rather obviously named Rules, Discussion, and OOC thread. It's a sticky and everything.
*Rolls dice.* I also got a 2. *Rolls again.* This time I got a 5. Take a second roll yourself and, as long as it's not a 5 as well, we'll be good to go.
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:37 am
by Eclectric
I got a 3 this time.
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:15 pm
by Josiah
Ok then, I'll start.
"You're so clumsy, you couldn't even defeat a straw dummy!"
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:15 pm
by Eclectric
"Even if that's true, I'll win so long as I can defeat regular dummies."
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:20 pm
by Silver
That was... quite clever. Point to Eclectric.
Eclectric: 1
Josiah: 0
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:15 pm
by Eclectric
"You know how to lose; come back when you know how to fight."
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:09 pm
by Josiah
"Actually I don't know how to lose, which is why I came here to watch the master."
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:47 pm
by Silver
Although I don't know why you'd want to learn how to lose, that was plenty offensive so it gets the point.
Eclectric: 1
Josiah: 1
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:45 pm
by Josiah
"Pardon me, but you're supposed to be holding the hilt of the sword, not the pointy end."
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:37 pm
by Eclectric
"That's why I'm holding the hilt. Why are you holding the pointy end when you know you're not supposed to, then? Is making yourself bleed one of your signature moves? Is your poor swordsmanship a ploy to try to drop my guard? It's hard to believe that you're really this bad at sword-fighting."
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:45 pm
by Silver
Eh... long, drawn out, and doesn't do much to help your cause. I have to give Josiah the point.
Josiah: 2
Eclectric: 1
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:43 pm
by Josiah
"Your breath is so bad it could kill a small village!"
Re: Eclectric VS. Josiah
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:26 am
by Eclectric
"Your swordplay is so bad, it could only kill you."