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Simeon rolls a 3.

I rolled a 5, so I'll go first.

You've been gone too long, your skills are rusty!

*dodges*

"And you, dear, have a young mind, a sharp blade... and a dull wit."

Not bad. Point to Simeon!

Simeon - 1
Siranae - 0

*Simeon step back and readies his next volley*

"This is child's play, dear. Force me to fight with both hands and I'll be impressed."

*Points to Simeon's paws*

"I would, if you had any."

Point to Siranae!

Simeon - 1
Siranae - 1

"You won't win against me. Why even try?"

"Try? There is no try. Only do!"

Both Silver and I had a really tough time trying to call this one. Simeon's retort plays nicely off the original insult, but we weren't sure if it really went far enough as a counter. In the end, after careful deliberation (well, sorta)...

Point to Siranae!

Simeon - 1
Siranae - 2

Is this for real? Are you always this bad?

"Dear. The question should be, 'Can your insults be any more vague?'"

Er... I don't like the idea of referring to your opponent as "dear"... but otherwise it's a decent comeback. I'll give it to you, but mostly because your last one was so close to succeeding.

Simeon - 2
Siranae - 2

Would you prefer "Darling", Silver? *evil grin*

*sets up stance for next volley*

"I can hold my blade in my mouth and STILL beat you!"

"Let's see you try, dear. At least it would stifle your feeble rantings."