The Swordmaster of Melee Island

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Post by Josiah »

Almost but I don't think the wording is quite right... Liked the basic idea though.

Point to the Swordmaster!

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Post by Stevenson »

"No, I think I'll just beat you and save myself the legwork."
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Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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Post by Josiah »

Nice. Point to Stevenson!

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Post by Stevenson »

"Well, I also hear turning on your brain lets you see your opponent better."

{{Note: the edit was merely typo correction.}}
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Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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Post by Josiah »

I don't quite see what the brain has to do with vision. Well, I do scientifically but not when it comes to this retort. Point to the Swordmaster!

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Post by Stevenson »

"Maybe you should keep your eyes on the swordfight, not up in the sky!"
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Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.


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Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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Post by Silver »

Yeah, it works. Point to Stevenson!

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Post by Stevenson »

"Well, you're right, I WAS holding back until now. I should probably stop that now, eh?"
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Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.


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Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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Post by Josiah »

Point to Stevenson! Stevenson wins the battle and gets... Well, nothing right now cause you get two things and one you don't get until at least a couple more people have defeated the Swordmaster and the other, isn't quite done yet since I've been really busy and all. Anyway, you'll get it sooner or later.
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Post by Doodleshark »

I'd like to challenge the Swordmaster!
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Post by Josiah »

You need to have won at least one normal insult sword fight before you can challenge the swordmaster. And, unless I'm missing something, I don't think you have yet.
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I beat Gardialvoir in the original thread.
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Post by Stevenson »

Well, alright then.

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Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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"Yes, I suppose losing a sword fight against me would be a waste of anybody's time."
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Post by Josiah »

Point to Doodle!

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