thousands of years ago, at the dawn of man, i came to power and was ruler of the cosmos, i created the earth, the sea, the sky, and the legendary Pokemon! with them, no one dared to challenge me!
then, one day, a mortal came and bannished my creations! we fought at the top of mount Corona where i was defeated and sent into the bowels of the earth. now i am free and searching for my children, the legendary Poke'mon, for with them i shall conquer the universe once again!!
Welcome to the forums! Please be sure to read the rules and FAQs and have a good time. Oh, you might want to read the section names too since there's one called Introductions and all, which is where I moved this thread to.
Hey, why the heck did you chase me in your rampage?!? I was just pointing out the obvious!
And Zoras, welcome to the forums and such. Just remember not to diss Pidgeots, Pepsi, or the Lazer and you should be fine. Never praise Swellowws call Gardialvoir a girl, or ask me to eat you either.
TASTY NEW MEMBERS!!! THE ALMIGHTY DOODLESHARK SHALL EAT YOU ALL!!! MWRAAAAAAA!!!
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Or something like that may happen...
ON another note, my avatar is a chinchilla. Ain't it fluffy and cute?
Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.
So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*
aura, I'm sorry about that, I was just being helpfull.
O.K. My name is Gardailvour, A.K.A. Gar. Beware my amazing pyschic powers.
unwriten law number one. never prase swellow
numbrer 2. never dis pepsi infront of opal(accualy, you can ignore that one)
3. don't call me a girl. EVER. Or I will use my preveously stated powers on you.(side effects include painfull streaching, unnatural joint pain, and shattered personality[an advanced form of a split personality])
by the way, you came at a bad time. if you read previose intros, there is a persion called silver, who treats you with extream randomness. after that, Neo will roast him, and we all live happely ever after with full bellies. unforunately, silver isn't here. he's gone for 2 weeks. so, have fun and follow the rules
"Dobby never meant to kill, only to...maim. Or seriously injure."
Gardialvoir wrote:aura, I'm sorry about that, I was just being helpfull.
O.K. My name is Gardailvour, A.K.A. Gar. Beware my amazing pyschic powers.
unwriten law number one. never prase swellow
numbrer 2. never dis pepsi infront of opal(accualy, you can ignore that one)
3. don't call me a girl. EVER. Or I will use my preveously stated powers on you.(side effects include painfull streaching, unnatural joint pain, and shattered personality[an advanced form of a split personality])
by the way, you came at a bad time. if you read previose intros, there is a persion called silver, who treats you with extream randomness. after that, Neo will roast him, and we all live happely ever after with full bellies. unforunately, silver isn't here. he's gone for 2 weeks. so, have fun and follow the rules
Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.
So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*
Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.
So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*
