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In a weird castle in the middle of a forest, deathjester was watching for intruders using the archduke's "security spheres". It was pretty boring, truth be told. I mean, the castle had only popped up about ten minutes ago, it's not like anybody was coming to investigate. But hey, he didn't get paid to question orders, nor did he get paid at all. It was while he was contemplating this fact that he noticed some kind of shiny metallic person callomping through the forest, and decided he would make the first intruder feel special by welcoming them himself. He wanted to make sure it was an intruder first, though, and not some lost blacksmith or something. So he waited.

The cyborg Jewelz was walking through the forest, holding a button on the side of his helmet, speaking through time to headquarters. "I've arrived at the castle. The locals confirmed everything, it just sort of appeared. I'm going to investigate now. Jewelz out." He removed his hand and looked up the castle walls, aiming up and pressing a button on his wrist, launching a grappling hook up and latching on to the wall.

*bamf* Said the teleport noise.

"Now now, let's not be hasty..." said Jester, who was now in a tree. "Why are you trying to get into Lord Marshall's castle? Come to think of it, how did you get here so soon?" asked Deathjester in a giggly, high-pitched kind of voice. "Because you know it's a dangerous endeavor, dearie...."

As quick as he could, he detached the grappling hook, turned around, and held his hands to the side, his standard weapons, his dual pistols, flew from his sides into his hands. He brought them up, aiming at the new comer. "Tell me everything and anything you can about this castle."

"Now, I really don't see why I should do that." Said Deathjester, looking directly over Jewelz's(?) shoulder. "I think you may want to tell me why you're here...."
{{Yeah, I know, I suck. Sorry.}}

"I am a guardian of the timeline. According to history, this castle never should have existed, so I have come to eliminate it." As he said this, his mask scanned the newcomer. "And according to scanners, you never existed during this time period either. Now, explain how you got here, immediatly"

"Um...no." said DeathJester, back in to the tree. "Now, I'm only gonna repeat myself once more, you should get out of here, before I have to do something real ugly." he held his knees and giggled.

"I can not. You have till the count of 3 to comply. 1" He started.