IPA Apprentice: Reality TV on the Internet! (Season 2?)

[Giga-Gar]

Congrajulations, Saber! You were a great teammate and a formidible opponent! You deserve to be the apprentice and I know you're going to do a great job. A heck of a lot better then I could do.

[Josiah]

Congrats, Saber. It was a good contest and yeah, it was impossible to say who would get that last round. You did good.

Well, it was fun, Silver. Good luck with your new slave!

[Cheezdude]

Good Job, Saber! You saved me from elimination... twice. Josiah only saved me once! That's why... you deserved... to win.

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...
...*hides*

[Silver]

Ok! Now that I'm not trying to be a little bit mysterious in a post that was supposed to be a melodramatic monologuing Aussie, I'm gonna give a little more formal closure to the IPA Apprentice Competition.

It's finally over! Wheee! First of all, that means that whatever Saber says is now Word of God. Unless, of course, I say otherwise. I'm still the Head Honcho here, don't forget. Just now Saber's kinda like... The Radar. And I'm kinda like living proof that TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Vocabulary. And possibly Your Life.

...The point is... most of Saber's Apprenticeship will be done through PM. So uh... if she starts doing more adminy stuff around here, she had permission to, I just didn't come out and say it because that would be pointless.

And now for what you've all been waiting for but probably weren't expecting: prizes! I know a lot of time went into this competition, so I'm gonna make it at least partially worth your while. Except that it still probably isn't because all you're really getting are pixels. But they're cool-looking pixels so it's Ok.

Saber:



You get three guesses as to what's going to hatch from it. Go on, guess.

Josiah:



...Oh, and you get one of these.



A Super Special Awesome Impossble Pokemon Advance Ball. It's IPA's Master Ball. Don't waste it.

Cheesey:

Cheppa Berry
Blum Berry

You hold on to these, too. You may be able to plant them or something.

[Giga-Gar]

It's finally over! Wheee! First of all, that means that whatever Saber says is now Word of God. Unless, of course, I say otherwise. I'm still the Head Honcho here, don't forget. Just now Saber's kinda like... The Radar. And I'm kinda like living proof that TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Vocabulary. And possibly Your Life.

Yes! My plan for total domination via TV Tropes is working! Soon, all of PVF, nay, the world will be at my fingertips!

What, did you expect me to laugh? That would be condradicting rule 20 of the Evil Overlord List.

[Saber Knight]

Ooh, an egg?

Sweet.

Wait, I have to guess what's in the egg? THAT WASN'T PART OF THE RULES!

[Josiah]

I really should have seen that coming. Master Ball, huh? Hmm... I wonder if there'll be any legendaries to catch...

[Silver]

Someday, I'll get that printed on an actual T-shirt. And then I will hunt you down. And then I will forcibly make you wear a Proboville. And then I will take a picture and post it on the Internet.

And then I'll wait for Opal to do the same with my Pebble Version Survivor prize.

And then someone will shoot me if I ever say "and then" again.