*Zap Andrognia with the TF gun to make it an ant, then kidnap the thingy and hide it with Al Capone*

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"OH MY DEAR HOLY SWEET GOD ON EARTH! NO FAIR!!! MRWAAAAA! " -Shauni after typoing a word, correcting it, then typoing the correction

*Waits for Capone to get arrested then confiscates the thingy and puts it in the evidence locker.*

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"Persuade" the police to give me the thingy, shoot Capone for his failure then instead give the thingy to Carl Johnson.

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"OH MY DEAR HOLY SWEET GOD ON EARTH! NO FAIR!!! MRWAAAAA! " -Shauni after typoing a word, correcting it, then typoing the correction

*Shoots John Carlson and hides the Thingy in a bank I robbed while running from the police*

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

*Rob the thingy back and give to the giant enemy crab for safekeeping*

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"OH MY DEAR HOLY SWEET GOD ON EARTH! NO FAIR!!! MRWAAAAA! " -Shauni after typoing a word, correcting it, then typoing the correction

*Defeats the crab in a cool RPG battle and wins the thingy then puts it in the middle of a giant maze.*

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*Blows up the maze and takes the Thingy from the rubble*

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"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

*chlroforms (sp?) Silver, then tosses his fainted body into a dumpster, along with a lunchbox which the Thingy is in.*

*Gets hungry and open the lunchbox, finding the thingy inside, then give it to my barely hurt Giant Enemy Crab since nobody had attacked it's weakness...for massive damage*

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"OH MY DEAR HOLY SWEET GOD ON EARTH! NO FAIR!!! MRWAAAAA! " -Shauni after typoing a word, correcting it, then typoing the correction

*Attacks the crab's weakness for massive damage then puts the thingy in a toothpaste factory.*

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*Find the oversized toothpaste tube, pry the thingy out of it, then run away to hide the thingy in the Spanish Inquisition*

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"OH MY DEAR HOLY SWEET GOD ON EARTH! NO FAIR!!! MRWAAAAA! " -Shauni after typoing a word, correcting it, then typoing the correction

*manages to find the thingy, though most certainly not expecting it to be in the Spanish Inquisition, hides it in the Ministry of Silly Walks*

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Stevenson's Vocabulary Word of the Week:

Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.


Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:

Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.

*Gets completely lost and accidently stumbled across the thingy then takes it to The Museum of Really Annoying Songs.*

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*Use good earplugs to retrieve the thingy, then hide it in the Golden Throne on Holy Terra*

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"OH MY DEAR HOLY SWEET GOD ON EARTH! NO FAIR!!! MRWAAAAA! " -Shauni after typoing a word, correcting it, then typoing the correction

*Happens to be stealing said golden throne and grabs the thingy while I'm at it then puts it up for sale at an antique store.*

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