Epic Thingy Game.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

To de-rig the thingy, you have to touch it. When you touch it, it destroys you.

*Puts thingy back in anti-gravity chamber*

[Siranae]

*Finds a magic lamp with a genie*
*Wishes the thingy could be touched by anyone*
*Wishes she had the thingy*
*Wishes the thingy was sealed in a random safety deposit box*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Activates tracking device in thingy.

Finds thingy.

Uses genie to make thingy impervious to magic.

Re-rigs thingy.

[Siranae]

*Tracking device had previously been removed by me and placed on a fake thingy*
*Still has the thingy*
*Rigs thingy to vaporize Blue Fire if he touches it*
*Puts it back into the safety deposit box*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Ah, but to take the tracking deice out would activate the self destruct mechanism, allowing me to still take thingy. and re-rig it and make it impervious to magic

[Siranae]

Okay then, you know what?

*Is given a map by previous genie to the location of his trapped brother*
*Saves brother and gains three more wishes*
*Wishes the thingy was a normal, not-tampered with, non-self-destructible, un-bugable, un-riggable, untrackable thingy
*Wishes it was on top of the biggest pyramid in Egypt*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Ah, but it is impervious to magic

[Giga-Gar]

*uses Amazing Psychic Powers (tm) to remove the thingy's very possible imperviousness to Amazing Psychic Powers (tm)*
*uses Amazing Psychic Powers (tm) to make the thingy un-riggable to anyone under any circumstances*
*uses Amazing Psychic Powers (tm) to teleport the thingy from the safety deposit box to the Circus Maximus(no, it's not the biggest circus in the world, it's a chariot track in Rome)*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Ah, but if it is impervious to them, you can't use them to make the thingy not impervious

[Siranae]

*Uses last wish to wish the thingy was not impervious to magic*
*The paradox rips the fabric of time*
*The world of the Epic thingy game is reset to the last respawning of the thingy, in it's unrigged state*
*Siranae now has her three wishes again, due to the fabric of time ripping*
*Once again, wishes the thingy was un-riggable, non-self-destructive, normal, untrackable and could not be touched by Blue Fire*
*Holds the thingy close*
My thingy.

*Sees Gar.* Hi Gar!!

[Giga-Gar]

*points out that it's Amazing Psychic Powers (tm), meaning it can do anything*
*gaurds the thingy*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Impossible. you could not possibly use a wish to make it not impervious. HAH

Also, it is impervious. The one thing they can't do.

[Siranae]

It's true, Blue Fire, they're Amazing Psychic Powers. They can do anything. *Nods*
*Forgets to take thingy before leaving*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

But, the definition of amaze is:

1. To affect with great wonder; astonish. See Synonyms at surprise.
2. Obsolete To bewilder; perplex

Not "Can do anything"

[Siranae]

*Goes to the Webster Dictionary factory, rewrites the definition of Amaze*

Now it is:

1. To affect with great wonder; astonish. See Synonyms at surprise.
2. Obsolete To bewilder; perplex
3. To be able to do anything, bypassing the laws of nature and physics

*Gar has the thingy*