Post a joke

Post by **Dark Gentleman** » Thu May 21, 2009 1:29 am

Simply post a joke(No dirty jokes or any blue collar humor please).I guess I'll go first...What do you get if you cross a zapdos, a pickachu, a voltorb,and the guy who made the pokemon storage system? A huge electric bill!

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Thu May 21, 2009 7:15 am

Hmm

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a green elephant? Hold its nose 'till it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Post by **Siranae** » Thu May 21, 2009 3:48 pm

How do you catch an elephant using only a jar, a pair of binoculars, and tweezers?

Answer: At a safe distance, look at the elephant through the wrong end of the binoculars, it will appear small. Then, take the tweezers, pick up the now tiny elephant, and put him in the jar.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:38 pm

Atoms had mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!

LOLOLOLOLOL Fallout 3 pwns.

Post by **Dark Gentleman** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:40 pm

A man walks into a bar..."Ouch, that hurt!"

Post by **auragongal** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:02 pm

WAIT?! DG DID YOU HEAR THE MOLE JOKE THEN?!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape from the Colonel.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Thu May 21, 2009 9:58 pm

Forty-two blonds walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it coming.

Post by **Dark Gentleman** » Thu May 21, 2009 11:37 pm

I have heard no mole joke.
How many dragonball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one,but it takes him about 3 transformations to do it.

Post by **auragongal** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:14 pm

Trust me, the mole joke goes under Dirty Blue Collar Humor.

Want to here a dirty joke?
Horse Jumped in a mud puddle.

Post by **Cheezdude** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:18 pm

Dark Gentleman wrote:A man walks into a bar..."Ouch, that hurt!"

Haha I like this one.

*steps back into the shadows*

Post by **Saber Knight** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:24 pm

Cheezdude wrote:
Dark Gentleman wrote:A man walks into a bar..."Ouch, that hurt!"
Haha I like this one.

*steps back into the shadows*

You've never heard it?! I've heard it...like a gazillion times.

Gardialvoir wrote:Hmm

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a green elephant? Hold its nose 'till it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

My version is better. :P

How do you kill an elephant?
With an elephant gun.

How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a red elephant?
Hold it's nose 'til it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a purple elephant?
Silly, there are no purple elephants!

Post by **Dark Gentleman** » Sat May 23, 2009 1:24 am

How many cute little happy smileing tomatos does it take to paint a house red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat May 23, 2009 1:47 am

A blonde guy sees another blonde guy sitting in the middle of a corn field in a rowboat. "You dumb blonde!" he calls. "It's guys like you that make the rest of us blondes look bad! Why, if I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and teach you a lesson!"

Post by **Dark Gentleman** » Sat May 23, 2009 1:55 am

(Hmm...thats 2 blonde jokes already,the blondes need a little revenge.)

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette?

The blondes realise that they are dumb,the brunettes just stand there.

Post by **Siranae** » Sat May 23, 2009 10:52 am

Two people were taking a walk one evening. One looks up at the sky and asks the other: "Hey, what do you think's closer? The moon or Florida?"
His friend replies: "Hellooo? Can you see Florida?"

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