Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Atma** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:37 am

Unfortunately, you finally get your stupid toothpaste instead of getting a delicious treat. :(

Post by **Imortal Servant** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:01 am

Fortunatelly, you want the toothpaste.

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:47 pm

Unfortunately, it's stolen by a ninja.

Post by **Prancing Mad** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:50 pm

Fortunately, The Mage defeats the Ninja and returns the toothbrush to you.

Post by **Shirou** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:15 pm

Unfortunately, he keeps the toothpaste.

Post by **Atma** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:44 am

Fortunately, hes too close to be able to dodge a shot from your "Lupus" beam rifle.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:18 pm

Unfortunately, it's already been established that the mage can't permanently die.

Post by **Prancing Mad** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:40 pm

Fortuntely, He laughs and thinks its a joke, so he gives you back the toothpaste.

Post by **Atma** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:54 pm

Unfortunately, when you get home, you realize he magically replaced the toothpaste with vanilla cake frosting.

Post by **Imortal Servant** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:27 pm

Fortunatally, it was a dream so you never lost the toothpaste.

Post by **Prancing Mad** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:44 pm

Unfortuntely, the Republic Commandos come and steal the Toothpaste.

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:21 pm

Fortunately, you'd already put a tracking device on it.

Post by **Imortal Servant** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:45 pm

Unfortunatally, they burn the toothpaste.

Post by **Shirou** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:18 am

Fortunantely, this toothpaste is very special (obviously), so it can resist the flames.

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:01 am

Unfortunately, the tracking device gets destroyed by the fire.