Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, you won the lottery of 4 million dollars.

[Salkium]

Unfortunately the Government takes 3.99 million of that because they can.

[Aquanta]

Fortunately they take the fake money you made.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, they arrest you for counterfitting.

[Salkium]

Fortunately they arrest your evil twin brother as you are still in the closet.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, Your Pancreas locks you in the closet and mails said closet to Somalia.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, Somalia is very nice this time of year.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, pirates capture you and your oil, and won't release you until they are paid four jillion dollars.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, since they're so bad at math that they think jillion is a real number, you manage to trick them into taking only eight dollars.

[Salkium]

Unfortunately the mass killer is on the lose agai........(Get's head cut off by a sword)

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, the cops get him in no time. The only thing to worry about now is his partn... (head gets blown off by him)

[Salkium]

Unfortunately he goes after me toooo....(Get's head blown off from my shoulders)

[Dark Gentleman]

Fortunately, it looks like I'll get to pass on my biggest secret before... I... die...*wheeze* Its... *collapses and dies*

[Salkium]

Unfortunately the light goes out and I scream as the...(Dies by huge shocks of electricity)

[Josiah]

((Week of Randomness or not, please remeber that the game is always about "you". As in, "Fortunately you..." Not "I" or "me".))

Fortunately, none of those guy who got killed are you. Or is that fortunate? You're have a hard time caring.