Say Something Random!

[Dark Gentleman]

Good day students, did anyone bring any aspirin? Mr. Gentleman's not feeling too well, talking in this manner has nearly driven him insane. Anyway, pass you papers to the front and get ready to endure another fives days of this...

[Salkium]

I feel that the dog ate my homework and then it went through my bag and chew up on the science book. That is why it is all chewed up and is all wet. Sorry Teacher.

[Zoras]

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[Salkium]

Remember kids, your parents have to fill out the field trip form for you to come to the museum.

[Dark Gentleman]

I teach therefore I am... a teacher. Eh, back to work on that Shakespeare assignment class...

[PoisonWing14]

Something random I will say today,
Is something that I don't usually say.
For if I would might,
It would be quite the fright.
So now I will say it, if I may.

[Saber Knight]

"There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To find that his dream had come true"

[Salkium]

As the night sky moves over the moon
I will glance up at the flowers to see them bloom
Wondering where I must go
To get away from this glow
All the night wondering were I can see my own doom

[Dark Gentleman]

Today is limerick day
Oh the things I shall say
Unless I get tongue-tied
Then I will go run and hide
In a great big pile of hay!

[Salkium]

As you watch a new way of life that never sleeps
Moving as the bay goes through the leaps
Opening a hand to your face as you stare at my eyes
Gives you a rose that makes it more than the few sighs
All I want is to just goes to make all the seeks

[Aquanta]

This is the only limerick that I will be able to do
Yet the thought of living will never be but through
As I sleep under the feelings that will always be gone in pain
Seeing your in the field that wants to show at noon
In the morning the snow will be there instead of dew

[Salkium]

I lost the only thing to live for. Please take my poems and give them to my love, my friend, my sister...

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

I think I might be being hunted down due to my recent promotion to Gym Leader. HELP M- *Sword through back* *Coughs up blood*

(2500 posts. Woo! Also, it was a samurai sword.)

[Salkium]

The price of my blood should be spilled over the bodies of my victims, but that should not happen unless the only thing to live for is death and I will not go quietly into the night. We will live on...WTF!!!...

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

You don't really give an impotent message with your death, and not how you died in this one. Just trying to give advi- *Shot by particle disruptor* (Ew.... Bits of me all around....)