Say Something Random!

[Winters Rage]

"I draw trash can~"

[Josiah]

((What's the point of posting something if you're going to have to asterik out half of it?))

"It all started back when-" *pauses* "What, no flashback? Oh fine, it started back in junior high." (Sam, Sam & Max Season 2)

[Winters Rage]

((Yea, sorry, I edited it out :P))
But who will I eat ice cream with?!??!?!?! Roxas, from KH 368/2 Days

[Atma]

Petros Xanatos: What are you hatching now?

David Xanatos: That envelope contains my personal instructions for the Illuminati Society, plus two smaller sealed envelopes. The Society is to wait one thousand years, and then deliver the first envelope to a young David Xanatos of Bar Harbor, Maine. That envelope contains one of the coins Prince Malcolm gave me earlier. It's practically worthless now in 975 AD, but by 1975, it will be worth about... twenty grand. The second envelope is to be delivered twenty years after the first. It contains a detailed account of how the coin was obtained. That's how I knew how to set this all up: I received instructions from myself last week. So you see, Pop, I am, indeed, a self-made man.

[Doodleshark]

"Ah, tick-tick-tock. Is that the sound of a Geiger counter or my lifespan counting down? It's both! That's right, here at Black Mesa when we talk about half-life, we mean it more ways than one. So make your peace and come to Black Mesa. Here you'll win a chance to fight freaks of nature, escape countless safety hazards, wander aimlessly for hours and die scared, tired and alone." - Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind

[Atma]

"You're the dirty villain, and I'm the hero, and you suck. A-and you're really stupid and I'm really smart. OK? And you're fat and have bad skin, and I'm thin and I have small pores." ~ Fenton (Home Movies)

Although I'd like to point out that this is the basic plot premise for ANYTHING my brother gets involved in. Yeaaaah.

[Winters Rage]

Sponge bob: I'm dirty dan.
Patrick: No, I'm dirty dan!
Sponge bob: No, I'm dirty dan!
Ext. (lol, most annoying show/episode ever)

[AuraKnight67]

"So - did any directors call you today?"
"Yeah, Dolby digital."

Ah, real life. sometimes, it's much funnier than movies and TV shows.

[Atma]

"KROOOOOOOZE!"~LilKuriboh (Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged)

[Winters Rage]

"KABOOM!" 'Like that': another Marriland funny :P

[Atma]

Coiffio: Model Wobot, what do you think?

Model Robot: I think we're dealing with a very, very, very smart person... or a very, very, very stupid person.

Coiffio: And so we are very, very, very much in danger... or very, very, very much... safe!

[AuraKnight67]

During classes today:

"What places did the romans not know about?"
Me: "Alaska!"

[Atma]

Coiffio: Model Wobot! Pwepawe... Pwepa... Pwe-pwe... Pwepawe... pwe...

Coiffio: Get weady... the Twee.

Model Robot: Do you mean the Battle Tree?

Coiffio: Yes, the Twojan Judas Hairnet... Battle Twee!

Model Robot: We don't have that tree in stock.

Coiffio: C'mon man!

[Giga-Gar]

+++Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot+++ -Hex, from Discworld

[St0rMeR]

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