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Re: Mafia

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As I said in my previous post, I will be back, so, In.
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Always in.
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Re: Mafia

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Oh, right, and, in!
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Re: Mafia

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Since I'm hanging around for a while, I'll participate in this round.
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Re: Mafia

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Joinan.
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Re: Mafia

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Cheesey
White Samurai
Sira
PoisonWing
Phonox
Saber
Sims
CollyChan
Plus assumed Josiah and Poik.

Gonna try to get this one moving quickly, so if you want in, speak now or forever hold your peace. PMs will go out Thursday.

Also, I guess you wouldn't really be holding your peace forever, just until next round, but, you know...
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Re: Mafia

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You're correct in assuming that I'm in. I'm sure you knew that, but just saying.
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Re: Mafia

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Well, that's good, because this round starts... now!

It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood. The birds were shining, the sun was singing, and everyone was so happy that they ignored the impossibility of that situation. Simsmagic decided to do his grocery shopping. Phonox and White Samurai went for a romantic stroll in the park... they later report that they were on two independent romantic strolls, not strolling together, but evidence of this remains to be seen. Josiah went to the local aquarium for a peaceful day surrounded by water that didn't destroy everything in its path. I don't know what Colly was up to; she was the only one that didn't answer my phone calls ;_;

...Meanwhile Saber and Sira worked together to research the cause of the shining birds and singing sun. They have yet to make a formal report on their findings, but they suspect mafia activity. For some reason. I actually have no idea what business the mafia would have making birds shine and suns sing, you'll have to ask them if you find them. Poison also decided to go grocery shopping. At a hardware store. Maybe she got lost, maybe she eats hardware, I couldn't tell you, but that's where she was and what she was doing. Poik spent the whole day eating Cheesey... foods, because it was the annual cheese festival of Pebble Version! Cheesey was there too, but he was wearing a dark hooded cloak and being very secretive. I wonder why he would do that?

Well, everyone on Pebble Version spent their nice day all happy and care-free, until later that evening... when Josiah was discovered to be sleeping with the fishes. I mean, it's not like he was actually just taking a nap there with the fishes, and if you were thinking something else, get your mind out of the gutter. By "sleeping with the fishes" it is implied that the mafia murdered him and dumped the corpse in the nearest body of water to hide it. ...But, since he was in an aquarium, the nearest body of water was a fish tank, and it wasn't very well hidden in the end.

Everyone got together at the scene of the crime and tried to decide who could have been responsible for such a horrible deed.
"It was Colly! Not answering Silver's phone calls? That's suspicious!
"No, it was Sira! That theory about the mafia making birds shine is obviously just to strike fear into the hearts of Pebble Version!
"Poison goes grocery shopping at a hardware store? Only the mafia goes grocery shopping at a hardware store!
"What about Poik? Eating cheese all day! That's not a valid alibi!
"And then there's--"
Silver was then hit in the face with a shoe, because nobody wanted to hear him yelling anymore. And then everyone else tried to decide who could have been responsible for such a horrible deed.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Re: Mafia

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*Chews on some saws and shovels* ......What? There was nothing else in the house.

*A-hem* Either way, I select Sims, because, I mean, grocery shopping at a Grocery store! Ha! That's just silly! *Takes a bite out of a meter stick*
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- Nick Brick, Lego Island

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Re: Mafia

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I agree, that Simsmagic sure does look suspicious. I mean, do you even know how deadly oranges can be? Over 200 people die to orange related causes everyday, you know.
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Re: Mafia

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Lalalalalalalala! *whistles* Today couldn't get any... *trips over* Ouch, did you just say the Mafia strikes? :eyeroll: It was... Sims!
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Re: Mafia

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While it may be true that over 200 people die to orange related causes everyday, it was never stated that Simsmagic bought any oranges. Want to know what can be orange?

Cheese!

There are only two people here involved with cheese, and one them is too busy eating it, while the other is just hanging around it.
Cheezdude planned to sabotage the cheese festival with orange cheese. Genius, right? Nobody would suspect Cheesey to ruin cheese. Josiah, unfortunately, fell victim to it after a single bite.
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Re: Mafia

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Hm...well, the nominalised interphase of the birds, due to their avian origin, may negate the molecular indexing of their positron acceleration. This inertial flow might cause their tachyon transition and thus result in their "shining." Or maybe...hm, I'm going to need to do more research. Don't even get me started on the sun.

As for who the murderer could be, I'm afraid I have been too engrossed in my current task to research this quandary in depth. If I was to propose an educated guess, however, I would hypothesize that the mafia is Cheez. He deemed Pebble Version's Cheese day to be the most opportune time to commit the murder because his suspiciously inconspicuous attire, which would be necessary to perform his contemptible deed, would be deemed appropriate during that period.
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Re: Mafia

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Cheesey - WS
White Samurai - Sims
Sira - Cheesey
PoisonWing - Sims
Phonox -
Saber -
Sims - Sims
CollyChan - Cheesey
Josiah -
Poik -

The vote's leaning towards Sims right now, but there's also two for Cheesey and I'm waiting on four more so...
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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