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Post here.

What would you do if you had a megaphone?
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play the Jaws theme on it and wait for the ensuing panic.

What would happen if there were no more Mary Sues?
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Then there'd be more Gary Stus.

What would happen if chocolate chip cookies were beneficial to your health?
May the Triforce be with you.
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I would be an extremely happy person, and buy up as much cookies as my stomach could handle. After hearing the news, people would also go buying tons of cookies, sales would go through the roof, more factories and stores would open, creating more jobs and boosting the economy.

In short, it would be a very good thing. This is a complete exaggeration.

What would happen if we could communicate with peacocks?
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They'd tell us to stop staring at their tails or they'd press charges

What would happen if you disrespected a cpris sun pouch?
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Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5

Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8

Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5

Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer


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Nothing, I do it all the time.

What would happen if I won a place in KoTF after a week hiatus... again?
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I would curse the Zoroastrian god Ahura Mazda for his opposition of my power!

What would happen if PFV timewarped all the way to the first day?
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Volgel(4):Magneduo- Gender: Male; Type: Electric, Flying; Abilities: Magnet Pull, Early Bird; Attacks: Tackle, Growl, Thundershock, Pursuit
Schwann(4):Bronzling- Gender: Female; Type: Steel, Psychic; Abilities: Levitate, Heatproof; Attacks: Wrap, Confusion, Growl, Hypnosis
Swapi (4):Larxy- Gender: Female; Type: Normal, Flying; Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace; Attacks: Peck, Charm, Sing, Fury Attack
Zutodile (4):Hydra(SDC) - Gender: Female; Type: Water, Poison; Abilities: Inner Focus, Torrent; Attacks: Leech Life, Scratch, Supersonic, Water gun
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Restore it from a backup.

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Ride one and fly up into the sky.

What would happen if everything green in the world disappeared?
If you smell something burning, it's my heart.
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Volgel(4):Magneduo- Gender: Male; Type: Electric, Flying; Abilities: Magnet Pull, Early Bird; Attacks: Tackle, Growl, Thundershock, Pursuit
Schwann(4):Bronzling- Gender: Female; Type: Steel, Psychic; Abilities: Levitate, Heatproof; Attacks: Wrap, Confusion, Growl, Hypnosis
Swapi (4):Larxy- Gender: Female; Type: Normal, Flying; Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace; Attacks: Peck, Charm, Sing, Fury Attack
Zutodile (4):Hydra(SDC) - Gender: Female; Type: Water, Poison; Abilities: Inner Focus, Torrent; Attacks: Leech Life, Scratch, Supersonic, Water gun
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I'd cry at the loss of my favorite green shirt.

What would happen if soda cans were too slippery to hold?
May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
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I would be amazed at the first application of frictionless materials and annoyed at their pointless choice for a demonstration.

What would happen if the supercollider created a black hole?
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Blastitar♂ (Water) Attacks: Bite, Water Gun, Crunch, Rock Slide (Wins 15, Losses 0) Torrent&Shed Skin
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Swalectrode (Electric, Poison) Attacks: Yawn, Tackle, Sludge, Screech (Wins 5, Losses 0) Exp:30 Static&Liquid Ooze Status: Lost T.T
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I would run.

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I would be rich. 'Cause I can program.

What would happen if you were cryogenically frozen for a hundred years?
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Blastitar♂ (Water) Attacks: Bite, Water Gun, Crunch, Rock Slide (Wins 15, Losses 0) Torrent&Shed Skin
Sandiyama♂ (Ground, Fighting) Tackle, Vital Throw, Swift, Arm Thrust (Wins 8, Losses 0) Guts&Sand Veil
Swalectrode (Electric, Poison) Attacks: Yawn, Tackle, Sludge, Screech (Wins 5, Losses 0) Exp:30 Static&Liquid Ooze Status: Lost T.T
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Be dead.

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I'd feed worms

What would happen if you came back to school after a good school trip and found out you have a TON of make-up work?
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