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Fortunately, Mash gets the plague from his rat flail and dies, leaving you free to enjoy your stay in Africa.
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Unfortunetaly, my body explodes like Shiro's and turns Africa into stone and jade.
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Fortunately, you sell the jade and make a fortune.
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Unfortunetaly, before I can sell it, the Kurzicks ambush us Luxons and steal all of our Jade.
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Fortunately, since you're now in the Guild Wars world, you happen to find a 15%^50 Sundering Crytalline Sword of Fortitude, which is worth way more than a bunch of jade.
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Unfortunately, the makers of Guild Wars decide when you die, you drop all your stuff you're carrying. Thus dropping my 15%^50 Sundering Crytalline Sword of Fortitude.
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Fortunately, you find a portal back to the real world.
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Unfortunately, as soon as I enter the real world, evil robot ninjas attack me for no reason whatsoever.
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((Hey Mash, in this game we always refer to the person as 'you' not 'I' or 'me'.))

Fortunately, you just happen to have your Acme Evil Robot Ninja Killing Gun with you.
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Unfortunately, they tickle you so you drop your spraycan.
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Fortunately, you didn't drop the Acme Evil Robot Ninja Killing GUN and can thusly still kill the Evil Robot Ninjas.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Unfortunately, after ten shots the gun explodes.
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[Yay, I have the fortunately]

Fortunately, you decide you become Jewish and they're also Jewish so stop attacking. [No offense to Josiah or any other Jew, Jews are cool]
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Unfortunately, one of them suddenly decides to become a Muslim and blows himself up.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Fortunately, you have the skills to teleport and you use them to teleport to Slateport City.
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