Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:26 pm

unfortunately it is flammable and it explodes from the flames leaving you helpless and naked.

Post by **Celebifly** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:31 am

Fortunately, you land in a nudist beach.

Post by **Atma** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:25 am

Unfortunately, it's all guys.

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:34 am

((Is that an unfortunately? Seems like it would depend on the character's gender for one. Anyway, doesn't really matter.))

Fortunately, the weather is really nice.

Post by **Atma** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:49 pm

Josiah wrote:((Is that an unfortunately? Seems like it would depend on the character's gender for one. Anyway, doesn't really matter.))

((It matters if you've seen Eurotrip. That was just nasty.))

Unfortunately, you're still bummed that your current location happens to be the biggest sausage fest on the face of the earth.

Post by **Celebifly** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:54 pm

Atma wrote:
Josiah wrote:((Is that an unfortunately? Seems like it would depend on the character's gender for one. Anyway, doesn't really matter.))
((It matters if you've seen Eurotrip. That was just nasty.))

Unfortunately, you're still bummed that your current location happens to be the biggest sausage fest on the face of the earth.

(That was funny.
Hey, I didn't park my car here...)

Fortunately, everyone left so it was only you on the beach.

Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:09 pm

Unfortunately it was because the aliens came back to kill you.

Post by **novatree** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:15 pm

Fourtunatly the aliens seem to spontaniously combust when the come in contact with your plauqe you got for having 100+ pages and there corpses leave behind mountain dew

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:49 am

Unfortunately, you never really liked Mountain Dew.

Post by **Silver** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:15 pm

Fortunately, you drink it anyway and there's enough caffeine in there to kill a small elephant... or at least keep you awak for the rest of your life, so the aliens can never attack while you're sleeping and don't have your anti-alien plaque.

Post by **Stevenson** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:58 pm

unfortunatley, you now can no longer sleep, which means You will probably be REALLY messed up in school and fall asleep while driving a car.

Post by **Celebifly** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:35 pm

Fortunately, you can do anything you can do while you're awake, in your sleep.

Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:55 pm

Unfortunately no one knows what Celebifly said.

Post by **Celebifly** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:11 pm

Fortunately, Celebifly knew what she said.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:11 am

Unfortunately this doen't protray our made up character.