Who would win in a fight?

[Astral Omega]

OMG! so hard to choose! But I'll have to go with a can of prigles. Only cuz it threatened me though >.<

A huge gorilla or a dinosaur.

((is it bad that I was so close to typing "of your mum"? ))

[Josiah]

A lot of dinosaurs have spines, claws, or sharp teeth, gorillas don't. So the dinosaur wins.

A guy with a fan or a guy with a hairdryer?

[Astral Omega]

Depends on what kind of fan..

Guy with hairdryer: haha I shall defeat you
Other guy: Nuh-uuuh I will cuz I have him.
Another guy: WHOO! GO! OMG I'M SUCH A A FAN XD
*guy and fan promptly pummel the hairdryer guy with his own haircare equipment*

yikes..

God of courage or Goddess of inspiration?

[Atma]

Well let's take a look at the two first. Courage usually means "Bravery", while inspiration is kind of like an idea. Plus it's a man VS a woman. So the god of courage tells the goddess of inspiration off and gives her the idea that her man needs a sandwich. Everybody wins.


Astral Omega or the Gwappulons?

[Astral Omega]

Me, because according to google the "Gwappulons" don't exist. ^^

Atma or A large bus after Atma's made a comment "So the god of courage tells the goddess of inspiration off and gives her the idea that her man needs a sandwich. Everybody wins."

Consequently there's also an angry feminist driving the bus.

[Atma]

Oh I'd totally win that one. I'd move out of the way of the speeding bus and it would be impossible for her to turn on a dime going at those speeds. Also women tend to be LOUSY-*Sees Astral holding a gun*...Moving on!


Astral or Astralborgs?

[Astral Omega]

Me

Astral or Atma.

(In this situation Atma is pinned by that bus from before and I am holding some nasty weapon )

I'm not really offended by Atma's commens because I know he's joking. Just some people might be offended by them. Seriously.

[Atma]

Oh this is too easy. I would slide under the bus, dodging Astral's weapon. (Possibly a club) Sneak out from the opposite direction of the bus and then take Astral by surprise with a spinning back kick! Man I'm clever!

Astral or Tyro?

[Astral Omega]

Me because tyro is lame^^

three little pgs or red riding hood.

[Josiah]

Before the fight can start the Big Bad Wolf walks shows up and they all run away.

A flute or a lute?

[Atma]

I'd have to go with the lute on this one. The Flute may be sturdy, but it's really just an airhead. Later drum beats them both with his awesome solo.

Josiah or Amazing super head?

[Astral Omega]

Josiah. No question.

Charmander or Blaziken.

[Atma]

Blaziken:SHORYU-I mean SKYYY UPPERCUT!


Astral or Captain Fagerbakke?

[Astral Omega]

I could kick Captain Bagleparade's (or whatever his name is) BUTT!


Atma or a DINOSAUR!

[Atma]

I would spray the dinosaur in the eyes with my bottle of Febreeze, then I would lead it to Publix supermarket, where it can feast on the delicious chicken.

Astral or an army of cyborg ninjas?