Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Atma** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:15 am

Unfortunately, thats what you assume. However the rakghouls have evolved to a point in which raygunfire does nothing to them.

Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:16 am

Fortunately for being alive for 100 pages you have very good luck and you can't die.

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:27 pm

Unfortunately, all you get for 100 pages of craziness is a cheap plaque.

Post by **Silver** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:25 pm

Fortunately, it won't be cheap in 50 years, and now you're immortal.

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:20 pm

Unfortunately, you still age so in 100 years you'll still be alive but in really bad condition.

Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:06 pm

Fortunately you find the water of eternal youth and drink it so you won't age or get sick.

Post by **Atma** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:41 pm

Unfortunately by drinking from this fountain, you also have to deal with a seemingly never ending case of acne.

Post by **Zobie** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:50 am

Fortunately, its 2010+ so there is acne remove surgery.

Post by **Silver** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:43 pm

Unfortunately, it keeps coming back and if you keep getting the surgery you'll spend all the money you've waited this long to get.

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:01 pm

Fortunately, it eventually clears up.

Post by **Atma** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:16 pm

Unfortunately, you're broke now and to make matters worse, you break out in hives.

Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:18 pm

Atma wrote: Unfortunately, you're broke now and to make matters worse, you break out in hives.

Fortunately you then go to Canada which has free health care.

Post by **Atma** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:22 pm

Unfortunately, thier dental plan is lousy.

Post by **Zobie** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:25 am

Fortunately, you brush and floss every day.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:28 pm

Unfortunately, there's a mad scientist living next door who is dedicated to giving everyone in the world tooth decay.