Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Breaeden Swordwind** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:43 am

Unfortunately the mattress is made anvils

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:15 am

Fortunately, they're foam anvils.

Post by **Wizard** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:58 pm

Unfortunately, due to their decreased weight, and your increased force, you crash through the floor into a cave filled with savage monsters.

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:07 am

Fortunately, these monsters are whimps.

Post by **Atma** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:32 pm

Unfortunately, a monkey beats you on the head with a stick and knocks you out.

Post by **Breaeden Swordwind** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:35 pm

Fortunetly your unconcious form is discovered by a group of spulunkers (check my spelling i mean to say people who go into caves)

Post by **Atma** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:20 am

Unfortunately, these spelunkers are chased out of the cave by a rampaging boulder.

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:53 am

Fortunately, they took you with them out of the cave.

Post by **Wizard** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:01 pm

Unfortunatly they're cannibals and begin to roast you over a fire on a spit.

Post by **Pokemon Master** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:30 pm

<span style='color:blue'>Fortunately,the above poster was hallucinnating about them being cannibals since they were really eating vegetables.</span>

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:32 am

Unfortunately, you don't like any of the vegetables they have.

Post by **Breaeden Swordwind** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:11 am

Fortunately you happen to be a cannibal and eat them

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:36 pm

Unfortunately, that gets you arrested.

Post by **Breaeden Swordwind** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:45 pm

fortunately the holding cell they put you in has a tunnel another escapie dug into the floor

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:31 am

Unfortunately, it caved in.