Thursday the 9th: This day might be Be Perfectly Nuetral About Everything Day, or it might not.
Well don't I feel stupid, sorry Saber, didn't see this till just now, so obviously the lecture about school was a bunch of crap, sorry!
*Shauni points up and waves her arms around like a bull fighter trying to indicate she is a prat for missing yesterday's post then worrying. She then creeps around indicating she is a lurker and doesn't read enough to always catch every running gag. she then does hero poses, indicating she caught the mime day at least! *
"BOW BEFORE THE SHAUNINESS THAT IS SHAUNI! "--Shadowman
"Shauni fell down a drainage ditch and died. That was the end of her pokemon journey. "--Shauni
...Hello? Can anybody hear me? Help me, I'm trapped on a mountainside...
No, not really. anyways, I really wonder if anybody missed me when I took an unprecedented hiatus wehn Windows Parental Controls took effect. School has been hell lately. One large research paper, and I have to read one of the longest chapters of a book ever... I've been working on my still-budding RPG, and at least TRYING to write fanfiction.
I hardly think I'll become a regular poster again. It's only through luck that I got here on this laptop.
Until the next post, which may not be for a long time, En Taro Tassadar, brave posters!
*Waves to everyone. Sits on an invisible chair and begins moving an invisible mouse. Stares intently at the screen. Begins typing. Folds and invisible piece of paper and tucks it in an invisible envelope. Repeats the process again and again.*
Thursday the 9th: This day might be Be Perfectly Nuetral About Everything Day, or it might not.
Well don't I feel stupid, sorry Saber, didn't see this till just now, so obviously the lecture about school was a bunch of crap, sorry!
*waves hand in a 'no big deal' manner.
Jumps up and down enthusiastically. Takes a few steps to the left and looks down at where she just was condescendingly. Goes back and jumps up and down enthusiastically again.
Mimes being in a box. Sits down and begins writing on hand with an imaginary pencil.
Holds out hands as if holding a wheel. Turns them as if driving. Points down twice, shakes head, points to the left, nods. Looks nervous.*
May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
*starts to point at sky, with mouth wide open, the clouds are gray. Looks back at everyone else and starts wiggling fingers out. It is snowing. Jumps up happily, and then points down at boot, that has a snake coming out from it. Starts running around frantically, and bumps into box that was previously escaped from. Falls down on back with legs still pointed at the air.*
That awkward moment when all your attachments just die.
*Looks cheery, then jumps up and down like a little child. Looks disdainfully where she once stood and shakes head.
Mimes driving a car. Looks VERY panicked.*
May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
*Starts typing on an imaginary computer. Stops and glares at the computer. Gets up and bangs head against an invisible wall for a couple of hours. Returns to the computer and resumes typing.*
I love thee with all my heart and all my soul and the killer is...(Get's head cut off by the killer)
*A note for Josiah: Please tell my wife and kids I love them*
*walks into forum classroom, clearly, still a mime but is very bloody, and holding the invisble head of not so invisible dead Salkium, throws head and clearly shows that she has no care rather Salkium were left alive or dead. And then brings out something, like a book, except it's invisible. Drops invisible history book onto invisible desk, and turns invisible page to invisible section based on WWII, and then points out invisible word that says "Switzerland and Sweden", very invisibly. Shrugs, showing that she doesn't care that you don't see.*
That awkward moment when all your attachments just die.
Hello beloved forumites, I am filled with such glee!
Yet I dance one step 'way from tragedy!
For I have just passed my LICENSE TEST
And, well you know the rest!
However, this horrid fiend is after me...
I also had already written this post
And the rhymes, well, I forget most
And hurry I must
'Else all shall be lost
Once last message 'fore I am roast
Now I can drive around
Don't need parents to take me to town!
My friends, I am so glad!
Only one cause to be sad...
Looks like they're taking me dow--
May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
Alas, my love has betrayed me
I am having problems with my PC
Though I love her dearly tis not enough
A corrupted file has made life rough
If only I could find a way to fix thee.
This pain is like an ache in my head
After all my work, the index is still dead
At least everything else works again
But still we share a tragic pain
And now, at last, I'm dea-
My dear friend Josiah, you are not
Alone in betrayal from one you thought
Could cause no distress
But, surely, you've guessed
'Tis my phone that makes me so distraught!
For the past few days, we've had fights
That have lasted both day and night
I thought it my belov'd friend
But I am now at wit's end
And I fear withot it I will loose sight
First the screen started to flik'r
Each time we began to bicker
Now it does it more often than not
Normality is besought
But it's life force continues to wicker
Now when I open my phone
Oft the screen is black and alone
And vibrate it will not
Oh! What an awful lot!
It seems my beloved and I are done!
May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
