Martial Arts Madness

Post by **Simeon** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:35 am

( me heee.. they were prolly waiting fer me... Sorry it took forever everyone... ^^;; )

Ohjaz and Sith finally arrived in the arena. The cat-man was aware that Master Sith was still steamed about failing to hit on a girl... Ohjaz just smacked the boy in the head with a gong-mallet and pointed to the arena with a reproachful glare, as if to say: "Focus on the match, boy!"

Sith just rubbed his head and glared back.

Iggy and Cohl were on the other side of the arena... apparently, Cohl was coming off as just as annoying as Sith, as Ohjaz judged by looking at the expression on Iggy's face. The cat-man smirked in amusement. This might make for an interesting match.

The referee called both teams to the arena to run down the rules.

This was a tag-team match and only one fighter from each team was allowed in the fighting ring at a time. If they needed to make a switch, there was the mandatory "handover" signal in order for the switch to be official. Without the handover, the switch would be considered double-teaming and illegal. Other than that, it was a typical match.

Iggy and Ohjaz were selected to both go first.

"Nice kitty."

Ohjaz just gave Iggy a funny look and stood there.

"AND.... BEGIN!"

Iggy whipped out a monster axe and swung for the fences. He only hit a gockenspiel.

Ohjaz was sitting on top of a timpany behind Iggy with a wide smirk on his face. "Pinstripes!" he exclaimed.

"I hate pinstripes." Iggy shuddered and attacked again... only to find Ohjaz balancing on one foot... on Iggy's head.

"PIKA PIKA!"

"Geddoffame!" Iggy swung his axe, shaving off the top of his hat and nearly mising Ohjaz.

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Shausse arrived late. The match had just started. Her seat was right behind Ukyo's, thus giving Shausse a clear view of the arena... and the woman had to stifle a gasp when she laid eyes on one opponent.

It was Ohjaz... in their youth, Ohjaz was a charming class clown with a constantly shifting and sensitive personality... that was what attracted Shausse to him. Ohjaz soon became her high-school sweetheart... then Shausse discovered that she was arranged to marry Kappei. Ohjaz and Shausse decided to break off their relationship on good terms... as Ohjaz was to replace his ailing father as Dojo-Master. Duty to family had torn them apart as lovers... but now... not only was Shaussse's daughter was here, so was her ex-boyfriend...

Shausse decided to wait after the matches for the day were over to talk to her old boy-friend and the truth behind why she was here...

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Flustered, Iggy whipped out his chainsaw and chased Ohjaz around the ring. Ohjaz fluffed out his fur and let out a screech... then dove into a giant Taiko-drum. Iggy sliced it apart... only to find it was empty.

It was a distraction, and Ohjaz tagged Sith into the ring.

Sith pulled out a dishwasher from his pocket and tossed it at Iggy. Iggy sliced it, but a few cracked plates samcked him in the face in the proccess.

"Iggy, buddy! Tag out!" Cohl shouted.

"I ain't yer buddy!" then Iggy got toaster'd in the head.

"And Iggy has been KO'd!"

Cohl sighed, "Oh, well... Looks like it's up to me..." and he walked into the arena as the medics were taking Iggy away.

Right away, Cohl began barraging Sith with words.

"Say... Haven't I seen you before?"

"Er... last night maybe..."

"I swear we've met at the porcelain convention in town.. you were checking out the plates, eh?"

"I was ... but..."

"Those plates were awesome weren't they?"

"Uh.. yeah.. but aren't we s-"

"Supposed to be fighting? Why bother?"

"But that's why you entered this tournament..."

"Of course.. but I think I've taken a liking to you..."

"AGH! GET ME AWAY FROM THIS GUY!!!!!" And Sith ran away.

Ohjaz sighed.

"And Sith forfeits. Final matchup!"

Ohjaz stood there with his arms folded looking the young man square in the eye. Cohl was already trying to savvy his way into winning...

"Awesome fighting style.. say.. haven't we met?"

"..."

"I swear I've met you at the drum club... you were giving a demonstration."

"..."

"I find your style quite interesting and unique... do you have students?"

"..."

"WHY ISN'T HE ANSWERING MEE!!!!?" Cohl had turned to the audience.

*CLONGK!*

"... oh... thass why...." and Cohl slumped to the ground.

"Ooooooo...... Cowbell'd!" Sith said peeking back into the arena.

Ohjaz was just standing there with a rustly cowbell in his hand. He was smirking like a cat who just ate the pet canary...

"And Winners by TKO: Ohjaz and Sith!"

Ohjaz just bowed to the crowd and headed for his seat... only to see Shausse. Did she know that he was a deaf, gibberish spouting old cat now? Maybe after the matches were over...

Post by **shauni** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:47 am

Shausse arrived late. The match had just started. Her seat was right behind Ukyo's, thus giving Shausse a clear view of the arena... and the woman had to stifle a gasp when she laid eyes on one opponent.

It was Ohjaz... in their youth, Ohjaz was her high-school sweetheart... then Shausse discovered that she was arranged to marry Kappei. Ohjaz and Shausse decided to break off their relationship on good terms... as Ohjaz was to replace his ailing father as Dojo-Master. Duty to family had torn them apart as lovers... but now... not only was Shaussse's daughter here, so was her ex-boyfriend...

Shausse decided to wait after the matches for the day were over to talk to her old boy-friend and the truth behind why she was here...
She glanced down at Ukyo, a warm smile filled her face and she let out an unguarded sigh, which Ukyo heared.

She turned around and spied Shausse, he 'room mate'
"O, hello Shausse-san, I didnt know you were there"
Shausse's heart could have skipped a few beats in that moment, her daughter was smiling so warmly at her, her eyes sparkling with youth and love.
"Are you ok Shausse-san?"Shausse suck herself out of her day dream
"O, i'm fine dear, really, I'm fine"She smiled back at Shausse.
Ukyo's heart could have skipped a few beats in that moment, her roommate was smiling so warmly at her, her eyes sparkling with wisdom and love.
Ukyo was lost in this woman's face, she felt strange feelings she had thought long forgotten, a distant memory surfaced to her mind, a dream she had had from childhood....a dream about a woman she had thought was her guardian angel...a dream that was infact a vivid memory of her own past she had almost forgotten...

16 years earlier

A 4 year old little girl was playing blissfully with a doll in a beautiful blue satin dress, the girls hair was a dark brown and held in place with a familiar white ribbon.

The girl held the doll closely to her heart, hugging it.
She hears a voice calling out to her
"Mi-chan!"
The girl turns her head swiftly, a huge wide open smile forms on her face
"Mommy! Mommy look what Tsukasa-chan gave me! Its a Princess Ori doll! Look! Isn't she pretty!"
The figure who called to the little girl leans forward, but we cant make out her faces features, except a warm smile...
The woman gently places a hand on the child's head and leans towards her, the little girl places her head softly on the woman's lap
The woman speaks, her voice faint as a fading memory
"She's as pretty as you Mi-chan"The woman snuggles the little girls face with her nose efftanly, like an Eskimo kiss
The little girl returns the gesture
"Mommy, when I grow up I want to be just as pretty as you are!"
The woman smiles "You will be Mi-chan, my beautiful daughter"
She hugs the child.
A shadow falls over the two figures
"Shausse, it is time"
The woman turned around, A tall man all in shadows looms over the two
"Kappei, no.....dont take my only daughter away from me! Not for training! Shes a little girl! She would never master your schools fist!"

The name walks forward, all we can make out from the shadow is the whites of his eyes"
"Shausse, enough, hand her over"
"NO!"
The man draws some sort of weapon from his side, its not a sword but is long and has a tip
He points it at the woman
"Hand her over or I will take her"
The woman pushes the little girl behind her
"Then TRY and take her"
"Disobedient woman! Just like your father!"
The man launches himself at the two figures

"MOMMY!"
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"mommy....?"
There is silence from the woman, she is lay still on the ground
The man stands over her
"You will live...do not try and find us, if you do, I will strike you harder next time"
He looks over at the girl, his eyes burning and more frightening that a forest fire
"Like I would train a weakling girl the art, I mealy need you to forfill a deal with a friend of mine, come child, time to start a new life"
The girl shivers softly, the man grabs her as she curls into a ball
He pulls the doll from her hands and throws it at the woman
"Your little girl is dead, learn to live with it"
He walks of with the girl walling in his arms
"M..Mi-chan...."
The scene fades back to the arena

Ukyo's face is almost white
*That woman...the one in my dream...why does Shausse remind me so much of her...must just be a coincidence....that woman in my dream isn't my mother, my mother didn't look anything like her....and I dont know why she called me 'Mi-chan'...weird*
Shausse now looked at Ukyo with concern
"Are you ok Mi....Ukyo-san?"
Ukyo blinked twice "UM...yea...."Shausse watched her daughter with concern, she was about to talk again when the battle announcer signalled the start of the match
"AND.... BEGIN!"
"Huh? o the match! Good Ohjaz!!"
As useless as cheering was, she thought it was only right
Shausse looked down at the arena
"Ohjaz as well....why does fate act so cruelly to my heart...." she whispered
Ukyo turned back to Shausse, but found she had left already
"Shausse-san?"

Shausse walked out of the arena, she was holding back tears until she was out of sight of anyone, she clutched her cheast and began to wheeze again
"O my darling Mi-chan....why! why must I lie to you! Ohajaz, why did my father make me leave you! Why is life so cruel to me!"
She colasped to the floor, crying into her kimono sleeve
"Why must everything I have ever cared about be torn from me....o cruel fate..."
She pulls something out of her bag, it was a very old doll with a blue satin dress
"My dear...I will give you back your Princess Ori...even if it brakes what's left of my heart..."
She stands up and whipes away her tears
"Now is not the time for all this...my daughter is just out there...and so is the love of my life...I will cheer for them"

Ukyo was torn between looking for Shausse and cheering for Ohajaz
After a moment for deciding, she stood up to look for Shausse, but she spotted her heading towards her seat, a smile on her face, the doll back in the bag
"Are you ok Shausse-san?"Shausse placed her hand softly on Ukyo's head "I'm fine dear"
Ukyo froze
*just like....just like...*
"AGH! GET ME AWAY FROM THIS GUY!!!!!" came from the arena
Ukyo snapped back to her senses and turned around to see Sith run away
"Go Ohajaz! Its all up to you now!" she yelled
Ukyo lent away from Shausse and began to wave her arms around at Ohajaz in support
Shausse sat down and her smile faded to a sad wanting
*Be brave Midori....I will tell you soon...but not until I have found out if Kappei is here...it could be dangerous for us if he is....*
"And Winners by TKO: Ohjaz and Sith!"

Ohjaz just bowed to the crowd and headed for his seat... only to see Shausse.
Ukyo glanced at Tizzy, he was up next by the looks of it, the match ups where 'come when your ready', and in no particular order, Ukyo decided she would go last, she needed to size herself up to fight with Guybrush...the thought made her shudder as she watched his picking his feet

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:11 pm

((Now I feel like I need to come up with a backstory...))

"Yreka, let's go!" *Tizzy jumped up and headed for the arena.*

"Next up, Tizzy Mahn and Yreka Bakery vs. Dingo Dodger and Neko Kada!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming." *Yreka got up and followed after Tizzy.* "But you don't need to run. I don't see our opponents anywhere."

"Well, that will give us time to decide who starts." *Tizzy raised his fist in a familiar pose.*

"Rock!!! Paper!!! Scissors!!!"

Post by **Celebifly** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:22 am

(Yrekas back story....she's addicted to Pepsi. What else can I say? oO)

"Dangit, how could rock be beaten?" He asked as he entered the ring first

"Look, we did it 5 times, and rock is beatable." Yreka sighed

"Maybe that paper is the unbeatble one...." But before Tizzy could finish his thought, the referee called the two teams in

"Tizzy, ready?"

"Yup."

"Neko, ready?"

"Oh yeah." 

"Ok, begin!"

(I gotta go to school so I'll finish the fight later, ok Josiah?)

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:24 pm

"Let's go!" *Tizzy studied the teenage girl on the other side of the ring. She didn't look very strong. Her clothes seems kinda out of date, by about a hundred years, but whatever. Tizzy grabbed his hammer and charged.*

"Ack!" *Neko's eyes widened as she saw the giant mallet.* "Wave of marbles!" *Hundreds upon hundreds of marbles poured out of her pockets and headed straight for Tizzy.*

"What the?!? Whoa!!!" *Tizzy hit the marbles and went sliding across the arena. Unfortunately for Neko, he was still holding his mallet.*

"Wah!!!" *The mallet clipped her just before Tizzy completely lost his balance and landed painfully on his back.* "Ow! He's too strong!" *She threw a a jumprope at Tizzy, leave him to try and untangle himself.*

*Tizzy, now wrapped in rope and and slipping on marbles was busy trying to get back on his feet but wasn't having much success.*

"Stop flopping around like a dead fish and hit her!" *Yreka yelled.*

*Meanwhile, Neko ran to the edge of the ring.* "I don't want to fight this guy! Dingo, you're in!" *She tagged out.*

((Ok Opal, I can do more later or you can have Tizzy tag out if you'd like. Just let me finish one of them.))

Post by **Silver** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:17 pm

"OoO... shiny..." Guybrush stared at the marbles

"I can NOT believe I have to fight with... him..."

"Badgers?"

"SHIIIIIIINYYYYYY..."

"It seems I'm doomed to defeat..."

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:41 am

"G'day mate!" *Dingo jumped into the ring.* "Looks like you're a bit tied up at the moment. Maybe this'll help!" *He threw a boomerang.*

"Ow!!!" *Still tangled in the jump rope, tizzy got smacked across the face by the boomerang.* "Argh! I need time to get out of this thing." *He rolled to the side of the arena.* "Yreka, tag me out!" *He looked behind him to see Dingo readying another boomerang.* "Hurry!"

"Righto!" *She smacked Tizzy, a bit harder than he thought was neccessary, then grabbed him and threw him out of the ring.*

"Hey! What are you?!? AHH!!!" *Tizzy went flying off into the stands, knocking out some unfortunate audience members as he finally managed to work his way free of the rope.* "Bad Yreka! No Pepsi!"

Post by **Celebifly** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:20 pm

"WHAT?" Yreka boomed, which shook the stadium. In rage, she made a HUGE river that made a tidal wave, which sucked Dingo into

"CRANKY! Reminds me of the time when I went afte' me croc!" Dingo said before he went under the water, passed out

"Ok Yreka...let me in! I wanna finish that girl off!" Tizzy slapped Yreka's hand as she went behind the ropes and chugged a Pepsi she found in the garbage....

"You again? HAH! Time for you to be finish off!" Neko sent her marbles out again

"Not THIS time!" Tizzy used his hammer to create a wave in the ground, which sent the marbles back at Neko

"BLAST!" Neko slipped on her own attack "Let's try this again...Mario Brother Smash!" She somehow got her cloths changed to overalls "Fire ball!" several fireballs shot at Tizzy

"IEE!" Tizzy yelped as he got hit by fireballs and ran around...on fire. "YREKA, HELP!" He yelled

"Can I get pepsi after this?" She asked

"YES! YES! As MUCH pepsi as you want!"

"Ok!" She smiled, making a river, and pushing Tizzy into it.

"Thanks." He sighed, using his hammer to knock Neko down, and out

"Winner by knock out, Tizzy and Yreka!" A roar of applause was heard

Post by **Simeon** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:45 pm

((Lady Shuani-san? I just realized something... Umn... Ukyo's... 20... right? And Shausse and Ohjaz are in thier early to mid 30's? For logic's sake, may we change these character's ages to at least 10 years older? ^^;; I hope that is okay with you. ))

Post by **shauni** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:25 am

((Changing ages now, from now on, Ukyo is 19 and Shausse 38, making Shausse 19 when she had Ukyo, Ohjaz's age ant my problem, you gotta change that one))

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the final round for this evening events in group A and B is about to commence, Ukyo and Guybrush from group A vs Lil'Georgie and Ann from group B"
Ukyo and Guybrush flipped a coin to find out who would fight first, Ukyo won the flip with heads and stepped into the arena. Groups B's Ann Noying was to be her opponent

Ukyo scanned her opponent, Red hair in a tight bun, green dress, horn rimmed glasses...nothing remarkable about her

*she looks like a normal school teacher...better not let my guard down though...*

"Round 1, Ukyo Shaunisa of the Fist of Hidden Weapons vs Ann Noying of the Fist of Nails and Chalkbords"

The two bowed
"Begin!!"

Ukyo instantly jumped back away from Ann
*I gotta find out what her fist is all about before I go in for the kill*
She circled around the arena then backflipped high into the sky
*Lets start of with testing her defences*
"Zero to Yen Dollar Pound!" yelled Ukyo as coins began to emerge from her cloths.
Threw the shower of coins, Ukyo watched to see what Ann would do.
Ann remain still, until the coins where almost appon her, then she dramatically pulled out a long black object
"A...a chalkboard??"
"Chalkboard counter hail!" yelled Ann
All the coins embedded themselves in the chalkboard, not a single one getting threw
Ukyo landed on the ground
*wow...this woman has some series defence, those coins are steel tipped...they can bust threw armour
Ann suck the bord, all the coins falling out and onto the floor.
She bent over and picked up a coin, bending it with her fingers
"You cant beat me with a pocket full of Yen"
She threw the coin aside, then drew out 4 rusty nails, held in her fist
"Time for me to be offensive"
She drew the bord near her and then began to rapidly scrape the bored with the nails, creating a terrible nose
"Hideous high pitched sound to immobilise you opponents! symphony of the grating migraine!"
The sounds became unbearable after 30 seconds, and Ukyo felt herself falling to the ground, clutching her ears
"AHHHH!!" she yelled in pain
Ann contuied to scrap the bord
"Its no use! There's no way to stop this!"
*Ahh...I cant even think straigh.....ahh....I gotta stop her, even if its only for a second to think of something!*
"Wrath of the Panda!"
Ukyo jumped up and threw the stuffed panda at Ann, it did indeed distract her and the nose stopped
Ukyo took her chance
"Hidden Weapons Final Attack! Spinning Wheel Chains"
The chains rapped themselves around Ann, she dropped the chalkboard
"This battle is over!!"
"Its far from over!"
Ann, with one free hand, threw the four rusty nails at Ukyo
"Rusty Shooting star!"
2 nails struck the chains and broke the links, another struck the floor, the last hit Ukyo in the arm, and embed itself in her flesh
Ukyo fell back, the broken chains along with her
She landed orquadly on her backside, the quickly clutched her arm
"Dahm...that stings..." she whispered
Ann drew four more nails
"Time to send you to see the principle you delinquent!"She began to scrap the bord again
"Symphony of the grating migraine!"
Ukyo felt her head grating from the sound
"Ahh! I've had enough of this!"
She jumped up into the air, she was losing her cool.....
The siloet of ukyo in the air against the sun shrank into a smaller form, this distracted Ann
"What...what is that?"
Suddenly and 11 year old stud before the stereotypical school teacher
Ann looked at the child, confused
"Did she...tag out?"
Ukyo stood shaking, holding her arm
"No she didn't...!"
She jumped up into the air again
"Your wide open! Okonomiyaki Splatter!" 
She threw Japanese Pizza mix at an opponent, it landed all over the bord
"Lets see you scratch that!"
"symphony of the grating migraine!"
Ann strached the bord again, but the batter mix only made is slimy, making no nose what so ever
"ha! So much for your 'Symphony of the grating migraine!' No its my turn to have some fun!"
"Wrath of the Panda!"
She threw another panda at Ann
"Thats not my only move you know, Rusty Shooting star!"
She threw again the 4 nails at Ukyo, but it was the stuff panda that took the blows.
Ukyo was hiding behind it as it descended, she pushed the panda aside and lanced herself at Ann
"Anything Goes Hidden Weapons Final Attack! Cherry Bomb Blast!"
She began to frow a hail of cherry bombs at Ann.
Ann countered a few with her chalkboard, but after a few hits the bord broke and shattered into splinters. Another bomb exploded to her left, then to her right.
Ann was blown back by the explosion and she fell to the ground, unconcuies and defeated.

Ukyo, still a child, also fell to the ground, exhausted
"Guybrush....you you gotta take over....I'm exhausted"
Guybrush high fived Ukyo and stepped in.
Lil' Georgie ran into the arena after Ann had been dragged out by Medics
"Victory to Group a, round 2, Guybrush vs Lil' Georgie"

Shausse ran down from her seat, utter horror on her face
"Ukyo!" she yelled "Ukyo!"
It was a shock for Shausse, for one seeing her daughter fighting was something years of preparation could not stop her from feeling sick watching, but seeing her grown up daughter suddenly transform into the child...even though she expected it...that was horrifying to witness.

She arrived at the side of the arena, where Ukyo's and Ann's wounds where being tended to
"Ukyo!" Shausse yelled again
The small form of her daughter looked up at her, Shausse's heart pounded...she looked so much like the little girl Shausse remembered...more so than when she was an adult..she wanted to hold the child in her arms and tell her everything would be ok...but one word from Ukyo stopped her
"Shausse-san....?"
Shausse half expected 'mother'
"Yes dear...its me"
"Did...did I really win?"
"Yes dear..." she had a worried look on her face, but a warm smile
Ukyo looked down at herself
"I guess I lost my cool...this happens to me when I get angry of frustrated...dont worry about it Shausse"
Shausse closed her eyes "I know dear...."
Ukyo was confused, but she was interrupted before she could reply as the nail was removed from her arm
"Ahh....hay...hows Guybrush doing? If he loses I'll have to go back in there..."
Shausse looked over at the two
"There facing of...nothing has happened yet"Ukyo closed her eyes
"I need to sleep...." 
Shausse watched Ukyo's eyes close, a sigh exaped her lips again. Suddenly she noted Ohjaz watching them both.
"I guess I need to explain whats going on to you so you dont say something you shouldn't Ohjaz..."

Post by **Simeon** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:38 am

((Thank-you, Lady Shauni-san. Ohjaz is now 40 years old. ^^;; I'm ancient now! ))

Ohjaz bent down and fished out a pen and paper from Shausse's purse, then bowed an apology before scribbling down a few words.

I'm sorry, Shausse-san... I have been practicing this art for so long, I have become deaf and mute. I am ashamed that we had to meet like this after so many years, with me being unable to hear your voice or me being able to speak straight.

Nonsense, Shausse wrote down, That only makes you more trustworthy with what I am about to entrust you with, Ohjaz...

What is that?

Ukyo... Midori is my daughter. I'm here to win her back from her adoptive family.

Ohjaz looked around, smothering the look of shock on his mustachioed feline face.

No wonder she felt so familiar... She looks just like you, Shausse-san.

I know... Ohjaz, as a friend, promise me something.

Yes?

If I lose this tournament, watch over Midori for me.

It would be an honor, Shausse-san... I'll watch over her like I was her own father.

Speaking of her father... I fear Kappei may be here as well, Ohjaz. If he sees us together like this...

I will watch for him, my lady...

Thank-you, Ohjaz. she wrote with a relieved smile. Shausse then buried the written conversation in the bottom of her purse. She felt a little better now... but the toughest was yet to come...

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:12 pm

((Woot! Came up with a backstory idea! Although mine will be a bit less serious. Anyway, more on that later...))

"Ouch... Getting hit by a rusty nail must hurt." *Yreka winced as Ukyo staggered out of the ring.*

"Ah, it can be much worse than a big splinter." *Tizzy shrugged.* "Speaking of which, I really need to go over my mallet with some sand paper..."

"Well, it doesn't look like she's doing too badly. We'll just have to see what happens with Guybrush."

"Speaking of Guybrush, should he have started fighting by now?" *Tizzy glanced down at the arena. Both Guybrush and his young opponent were in the ring but they were just standing there staring at each other.* "What, are they having a blinking contest? Fight you idiots!!!"

Post by **Silver** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:36 pm

((You all posted when I was at school... it's kinda impossible to post when you're not allowed to use the computers <_< ))

Guybrush had just been scratching his armpits and eating bananas, waiting for the bed wetter to do something "Hey little man, are you gonna do somethething any time soon?"

"You'we scawy..."

"Wanna banana?"

"Mommy! I tink I'm gonna tinkew..."

"Thanks for sharing."

"I shoulda weared my wubbew undies..."

"That's great, but can we fight now?"

"You'we supposda be yuckied out!"

"No, I'm good."

"Ok... fist of wetting da bed speciaw attack, Diapew dwip!" Lil' Georgie pulled out a Diaper and let a... yellow liquid... drip onto the ground

"Banana raid!" Guybrush held a banana in his hands and squeezed the end, causing the peel to stay in his hands but the banana to dart out like a bullet

"You'we mean, too!" Lil' Georgie dodged the banana, "Tinkew Time!" Lil' Georgie stood there... with a look of relief on his face.

"Uh-huh... so did your last opponent, like, barf or somrthing?"

"Yeah, pwetty much..."

"Well, I rather enjoy potty humor."

"Oh cwap."

"Fist of the Monkey finisher, Lice Lunch!" Guybrush jumped behind Lil' Georgie... and ate bugs an' stuff out of his hair. Lil' Georgie tried to run away... but slid in a pile of, um, yeah, and fell down.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:51 am

"Ugh... That was disgusting..." *Tizzy muttered as the final match of their division drew to a close.*

"Ukyo is lucky she missed it."

"Yeah for sure." *Tizzy looked around.* "Hey, where did Sith get to? I haven't seen him since his match."

"Oh him? I sent him out to gate me a case of Pepsi. This girlfriend thing is great. He'll do anything I want."

"And Division A advances to the next round!" *The announcer called.* "The matches between Divisions C and D will begin shortly.*

"I should go prepare." *Shausse excused herself and walked off.*

((Well, feel free to either go off somewhere or stay and watch the other divisions if you want to. As for Round 3... Let's just say that something is going to happen the next day before it starts... Hopefully then we can open the RP up a bit more.))

Post by **shauni** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:48 am

Ukyo was final awake, and an adult.
She sat still watchinggroups c and d fighting it out, not only to check out the compertision, but to cheer Shausse on, who had been so kind to her dispite only knowing her for one day.

"Ladies and Gentalmen, round one of Group C and D will now commence!"

"First in the ring, we have Shaussemaru of the Fist of Calligraphy and Elegant writing and Rajan Loudaekabal of the Fist of the Pounch and Run vs Tiny Tim and Little Lasse, who are infact of the same Fist! The Fist of Gambling Kings!"

Ukyo looked over Shausse partner, Rajain was well built and masculine....he looked very scary. There opponents where both very short, and obivusly twins.

Shausse stepped forward first to light little Lasse.

Shausse tightned the band around her hair, while Little Lasse drew out some dice

"begin!"

Shausse suddnly lept into action
"Calligraphy scroll 4! Summon Water dragon!"
She pulled the scroll from her bag and opened it as Little Lasse charged at her, throwing dice like darts

The scroll lite up and exploded into a stream of water, as a huge water snake rose from its form
"What the??" Ukyo yelled out load as she lent forward
The dragon smashed into Little Lasse then retured to normal water, splashing the arena floor

As Little Lasse stagered about, Shausse drew some brass nibed Calligraphy pens from the same bag and threw them
"Lullaby Story!"
The pens where lanched like darts, which hit every pesure point on Little Lasse without error
"Like acupunture...now dear...go to sleep"
Little Lass charged at Shausse with the last of her strengh, throwing playing cards at her.
Shausse doged but on of the cards hit and ripped the towal on her head.
It fell to the floor, the only damage Shausse had taken the whole match
Now her brown hair hung down at shoulder length in a bedraggled mess.

"Win to Shausse!"

Ukyo's eyes almost poped out of her head
*thats the same hair the woman I dream of has....the one I called Moth....mo....no! NO!!!*
Ukyo ran away from her seat and into towards her room...shrinking as she ran...into a little crying girl....
Shausse saw Ukyo run away, realsing her hair was unbound, she quickly grabbed her towal and ran after her, pinning all her hopes of the match on Rajain, not even thinking about the match any more...some things where more important...

"And it seems Shaussemaru has tagged out to Rajain"

"I dont understand! Whats going one!"
Suddenly she pumped into a mass of furr
It was Ohjaz.....
Shausse ran in behind her, seeing her old boyfriend with her astranged daughter
*Not like this...dont let her find out like this...Ohjaz...dont tell her the truth...not yet...*