Strange Realm Rp

[PoikSpirit]

((*faceplant*))
George gracefully hits the ground in a doggy paddle. Without contemplating why swimming wasn't working, George immediately attempts to greet the minotaur, dragging Tucker who is currently trying to figure out why the lake bed was so dry.

"What the Blazes are you doing in Our Village?Did the Darth Send you?"

"The former is a good question. And for the second question, I have no idea what you are talking about-" Tucker's mouth failed to shut when he looked up during the last word he said.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Come on, Haddix, we have a long way to go.

[auragongal]

@poik:"What? you've never seen a minotuar before? Well, if the Darth didn't send you, How the blazes did you get here?" the minotuar asked, attempting to shoo away George in the process.

@Bluefire: As you walk in the field you hear a voice and look up to see a black demon the size of an Eight year old hovering above you, wings out.He then laughs and says ,in what sounds like a sore throat:"Whachya up to kid? Going to save the princess and such? well, not if there's a monster in the way! HAHahahahha!" then he whips out a paint brush and easel, also floating and paints a monster on it, when he finishes it five minutes later, a Large troll appears.
Will you fight it?

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Haddix! Use fire spin! Combine with Ember! Now... let's see... combine x with the numerator... divide by pie... involve quantum physics... PLASMA TORNADO!
Connor's crystal shard was glowing extremely bright, not to be unnoticed by Bob.

[PoikSpirit]

"No, in fact I haven't. Last thing I remember, I was staring at the lake near my village, and this dog pulled me in. I have no idea where I am."

[auragongal]

@Bluefire: "Oh Crap!" yells Bob and creates a forcefeild around himself to be sheilded from the blast. The troll however, get's burnt to a crisp and the wind blows it out of existence.What the ashes leave behind however is a manacle with a space on it big enough for your crystal, while you stare at it, Bob disappears. will you take the fancy metal wrist guard?
@Poik:The Minotuar just stares at you and then speaks:"Well if you want to know the name of this world, tough luck, it doesn't have one.Darth Lucas however is an evil man,kidnapped Princess Nya, and is forcing the village I'm in charge of to hand over our treasure."

[Astral Omega]

"Come on Timber!" Sparky jumped down from the low tree branch and landed in the tall grass.
Timber sprinted enthusiastically toward the small cave entrance, the young boy close at his heels.

"Stop Timber. There could be dragons in that cave," Sparky held his wooden sword aloft like a brave knight. "I shall go first. Be brave and watch the entrance"

Timber sat dutifully and waited as his master crawled into the cave. Seconds passed before the excitement overcame the dog and he ran inside too.

"NO! timber, you're ruining the game!"

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Connor takes the wrist-thingy and inserts the crystal.

[braixlord]

I sidestep the cow and then pull out my sword and begin to make flower necklases out of the evil flowers to sell on the internet. Then I eat a herey bar and pull out a copy of Icha Icha Paradise and begin to giggle pervertedly. Then i begin to sing oprea!

[auragongal]

@Blue Fire: the manacle glows, and somehow, the reaction between it and the crystal causes you to grow wings painlessly, while Haddix also gets mini wings.You then here a muffled laugh coming from a nearby bush. Will check it out or ignore it?
@Astral:Timber stops near the back of the cave and when you get next to him, you see what stopped him, a lot of treasure with a black demon a little shorter than you sleeping in front of it. What do you do?
@Braix lord: the little cow comes up and starts chewing at your pants.Then the book gets incinerated somehow and the culprit decides to luagh maniacally, the laugh is very different from the demon's laugh however, and it's coming from above you. Will you ignore it?

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Connor walks toward the bush, readying a plasma ball. He continues by yelling "Who's there?"

[Astral Omega]

Sparky's eyes grew wide as he saw the pile of treasure. He took a couplf of steps forward, attempting to be quiet enough not to wake the demon.

Timber missed this, however and gave two sharp barks. Sparky winced and watched for a reaction.

[braixlord]

I incinerate the cow and and look up at author's space evily for you burning my intemet literature. I do not ingnor the laugh and throw a knife at the person stupid enough to burn porn.

[auragongal]

@bluefire:as you appraoch the bush, a horn pops put of it and you notice it's connected to a girl, with unicorn legs. Will you freak out?
@Braixlord: the mini cow is unfortunately fire-proof and the laughter ceases only to be followed by a female voice: Dang it man! You put my bloomin eye out! " the source of the voice comes down in the form of a harpy with your knife in one hand and her other hand covering the other eye, and she's mad. Will you do the sensible thing and run, or will you stay and fight?
@ Astral: the demon wakes up and groggily states:"Why is it always dogs who bark at me? Seriously! this is getting annoying. oh yeah take what you want from the treasure, the Dragon that guarded it died last wek, I was just here getting something for my wife." then the demon picks up a small crown and disappears, Leaving alot of treasure behind, will you raid it?

[braixlord]

I am Uncle CRAZY NOTHING IS SENISIBLE! Insted i throw four more knives at her, do the hokey pokey, throw another book of porn her making her read it and make her past out from blood loss from the nose.