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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:53 am 
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Read the Post in the main Apprentice Thread First!

Welcome to the official Team Impossible Cash thread! From here on out, the six of you will be one team. Okay, Cheesey? Team Star Dust Coin doesn't exist anymore. You're all one big, happy team of six people that are all trying to get rid of each other. Sound like fun? Good. Congratulations on making it this far, by the way. I'm finally half way to having my very own mind slave! I can't wait to make the winner legally change their name to 'Steve' for the occasion. Oh, but The N00b brought up a good point... if Josiah gets the position, I'm sunk. I can't boss him around and get away with it. My dreams of becoming like Cross Marian would be ruined! Then again, in the recent D. Gray Man chapter, Cross was... or at least he certainly looked... well, dead. Oh, there's a spoiler there, people. Watch out. I was going to go for more of a Marik thing anyway, hence the name change to Steve.

Well, anyway, I hope you guys have been enjoying the competition so far. I know I have. I live for watching you guys suffer. Okay, well not really, but it makes for a good joke. Remember, jokes are important for IPA Apprentices. When you make a mistake but don't want to admit to it, cracking a joke is a quick, easy way to solve the problem. Maybe I'll make the next challenge Stand Up Comedy, except that this is the Internet so I'd have no idea if you actually stood up or not. We'll see. Yeah... you guys all know what "malapropism" means, right? If not, look it up. On that note, I may as well give you a vocabulary lesson while I'm here. This is where AP English pays off (Silver got a four out of five on the exam, by the way, of which he is very proud). "Some may see Silver as a macabre megalomaniac. This is not unfounded. His most egregious malfeasance, however, is his tendency to be tendentious and torpid. Silver has big problems with torpidity."

Final socres:
Saber - 140
Cheesey - 30
Gar - 50
Josiah - 55
Terra - 125
The N00b - 30

Old version (Leaving it here in case you guys need a laugh... or a cry):
Welcome too the oficial Team Impossible Cash thread! From hear on out, the six of you will be 1 team. Okay, Cheesey? Team Star Dust Coin doesnt exist any more. Your all one big happy team of six people that is all trying to get rid of each other. Sound like fun. Good. congratulations on making it this far by the way. I'm finally have way to having my very own mined slave! I can't wait to make the winner leggally change there name to "Steve" for the ocasion. Oh, but The N00b braut up a good point... if josiah gets the poisition, I'm sunk i can't boss him around and get away with it. My dreams of becoming liek Cross Marian would be ruined! Then again in the resent D. Gray Man chapter, Cross was... or at least he certainly look... well, dead. Oh, spoiler their, people. watch out. I was gonna go for moar of a Marik thing anyway hense the namae change two Steve.

Well, anyway I hop you guys of been enjoying the competishion so far. I know i have. Watch you guys suffer is what I live 4. Okay, well not really but it makes for a good joke. Remember, jokes are importent for IPA Appendixes. When you make a misteak but don't want to admit to it, cracking a joke is a quick easy way to solve the porblem. Maybe Ill make the next challenge Stand Up Comedy accept that this is the Internet so I'd have no idia if you actually stood up or not. Well sea. Yeah... you guys all know what "malapropism" means, wright? If not, lock it up. On that note i may as we'll give you a vokabulary lesson wile I'm here. This is where AP English pays of (Silver got a 4/5 on the exam by the way, which he is very proud of). "Some may see Silver as a macaber megalomaniac, this is not unfounded. His most egreegious malfeasance, however, is his tendensy two bee tendentious. And tropid. Silver has big problems with the torpid."

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Original sentence: Welcome too the oficial Team Impossible Cash thread!


Fixed sentence: Welcome too the official Team Impossible Cash thread!


I'm glad I could give you a sentence or two silver.

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I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.

So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*


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((My eyes! They burn!))

From hear on out, the six of you will be 1 team.

From here on out, the six of you will be 1 team.

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Original Sentence: Team Star Dust Coin doesnt exist any more.

Fixed Sentence: Team Star Dust Coin doesn't exist any more.

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............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15

Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5

Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8

Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5

Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer



Silver wrote:
I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.

So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*


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Silver wrote:
Read the Post in the main Apprentice Thread First!

Welcome too the oficial Team Impossible Cash thread! From hear on out, the six of you will be 1 team. Okay, Cheesey? Team Star Dust Coin doesnt exist any more. Your all one big happy team of six people that is all trying to get rid of each other. Sound like fun. Good. congratulations on making it this far by the way. I'm finally have way to having my very own mined slave! I can't wait to make the winner leggally change there name to "Steve" for the ocasion. Oh, but The N00b braut up a good point... if josiah gets the poisition, I'm sunk i can't boss him around and get away with it. My dreams of becoming liek Cross Marian would be ruined! Then again in the resent D. Gray Man chapter, Cross was... or at least he certainly look... well, dead. Oh, spoiler their, people. watch out. I was gonna go for moar of a Marik thing anyway hense the namae change two Steve.

Well, anyway I hop you guys of been enjoying the competishion so far. I know i have. Watch you guys suffer is what I live 4. Okay, well not really but it makes for a good joke. Remember, jokes are importent for IPA Appendixes. When you make a misteak but don't want to admit to it, cracking a joke is a quick easy way to solve the porblem. Maybe Ill make the next challenge Stand Up Comedy accept that this is the Internet so I'd have no idia if you actually stood up or not. Well sea. Yeah... you guys all know what "malapropism" means, wright? If not, lock it up. On that note i may as we'll give you a vokabulary lesson wile I'm here. This is where AP English pays of (Silver got a 4/5 on the exam by the way, which he is very proud of). "Some may see Silver as a macaber megalomaniac, this is not unfounded. His most egreegious malfeasance, however, is his tendensy two bee tendentious. And tropid. Silver has big problems with the torpid."


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Your all one big happy team of six people that is all trying to get rid of each other

Should be 'You're'.

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Those paragraphs were.....painful to read at the least.

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Welcome too the oficial Team Impossible Cash thread!


Correction: Welcome to the oficial Team Impossible Cash thread!

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Sound like fun.


Should be "sounds".

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From hear on out, the six of you will be 1 team.


Correction: From hear on out, the six of you will be one team.

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congratulations on making it this far by the way


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I'm finally have way to having my very own mined slave!


Correction: I'm finally have way to having my very own mind slave!

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