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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:54 pm 
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<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Prologue</span>

Dr. Yuro stood beside a large console, located in his Large Zeppelin. Underneath the Zeppelin, was located a large Atomic Bomb.
Dr. Yuro: "Finally! My plans of destroying this world are Complete! No one can stop me... Not even...
???: "Me?"
Dr. Yuro: "What!? NO!"
Matrix Kirby lept up on top of a bunch of Crates, Holding his sniper rifle.
Dr. Yuro: "How did you escape my Robots!?"
Matrix Kirby: "Oh... Nothing a few Grenades couldn't handle..."
Dr. Yuro: "Your too late!"
Matrix Kirby swiftly brought the scope up, Aiming it at Yuro's Hand, and pulled the Trigger. The bullet flew Swiftly from the Barrel, slicing through his hand like Butter. The Doctor Stumbled backwards, holding on to his hand, yelling loudly. Matrix Kirby smirked, and hopped down from the Crates. Yuro growled loudly, then ran forward, slamming his Good hand onto the Button. He started laughing.
The Zeppelin suddenly got lighter, as the Bomb left the latches. Yuro falls to his knees, passing out from blood loss. Matrix Kirby looked up, dropping the Rifle, His sunglasses flashing.
Time to Focus.
Time seemingly stood still as Matrix Kirby set forth into action. He quickly grabbed The Doctor, placed a parachute on his back, Dragged him to the open Door, and threw him out, grabbing and yanking the Cord, activating the Parachute. Matrix Kirby then took a hard turn, leaping into the Cockpit of the Zeppelin, Grabbing the Joystick, and pulling backwards on it, Propelling the Zeppelin upwards. Matrix Kirby Did a backflip, landing expertly next to the door. He ran toward it, and leapt out.
He looked down, and starts flying swiftly toward the Missle. This was a long shot, and Matrix Kirby was always making long shots. Matrix Kirby fell underneath the Missle. He looked up to the misslie, and took a deep breath. He opened his mouth, starting the Vacuum Tunnel. He closed his eyes, slowly opening his mouth wider. To date, this was the biggest thing he had ever had to "Suck In". Luckily, as with all Kirbys, Once inside the Mouth, They could fit entire Planets. The Missle was caught inside the Vacuum, and slowly shrank in size as it flew into Matrix Kirby's mouth.
He took another deep breath, looked up at the Zeppelin, and released the Missle towards it. Matrix Kirby Turned, latched on to the Floating Doctor's Foot, and smirked, as the Missle collided with the Zeppelin, and caused the massive explosion.
2 hours Later, Doctor Yuro was Inside a Police Car, headed towards the Hospital. The police were just rubbing their heads in Bewilderment.
Matrix Kirby was sitting atop a cliff, watching the scene with his Remote Controlled Spycam. He chuckled and shook his head. He pulled the Spycam back, put the Remote away, and pulled out his cell phone. He pressed a button.
Matrix Kirby: "Got any other jobs for me?"

(Well... This just struck me... So... uh... Maybe this one will last longer than Timesplitters.)

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Totally awsome! I Love it! 10 stars! ^_^

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Sweet! Nine stars though. I don't like scripty-ish stories. :...:

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<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Chapter 1: The Mission.</span>

The usual voice buzzed in over the Phone. Mission Command. He replied quickly, as is his usual Custom. "Well... We got this Letter saying that the Owner of a very rare Diamond."
MK just sighed heavily. He responded to MC after the sigh, saying "What, another one?"
"This one sounds serious... something about this Diamond possessing strange power..."
"... What... Another one?"
"Just check it out Agent 2."
"Fine fine..." MK Shook his head slightly, pressing the 'End' Button, and putting the phone away. He knelt down. This was MK's prefered way of Travel. Flight. He leapt into the air, inflating 2x his size, and starts flapping his way towards the Archaeologist's shop.
After about 17 minutes, MK landed in front of the shop. He looked up, noticing the Closed Sign. He climbed up to the door handle, pulls out his laser pen, aims it into the Key hole, and presses the button. After while, he pulls it back, places it into a machine, and pulls out a Key. He unlocks the door, and hops inside. He closes the door, and locks it behind him. He looked around. The place was a wreck. Papers everywhere, File cabinets torn open, Desk Drawers ripped out of the Desks, and ancient pottery broken. MK sighed. "Looks like I'm a Wee bit late..."
A new voice piped up. "You think?"

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Sounds a bit like he's in trouble. :lol:

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<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Chapter 2: The Diamond</span>

Matrix Kirby turned around, noticing the Shopowner. Her name was Artemis.
"Let me guess..." Matrix Kirby replied cooly. "Your the one who placed the call?"
"Yes. As you may have noticed, my store was robbed." Artemis answered.
"It's kind of Obvious."
"Anyway, They didn't seem to take anything. They seemed to be looking for something."
"And what might that be?"
"This." Artemis held up a small green diamond.
"Doesn't look special."
"This is the Panther Diamond. As with all named Diamonds, this ones considered to have great powers..."
"Yeah yeah whatever. Anyways, Know of anyone that would try and steal it?"
"No... The only person that knows about it other than me is My Associate, Robert Kaizer."
"Then he's the Culprit."
"... He's extremely trust worthy."
"... Yeah right..."
"No, Really."
"I'm telling you, he tried to steal it."
"No, he didn't."
"Ugh, whatever. ANyways, Your going to have to give me the Diamond."
"No."
"Why not?"
"It's a Family Heirloom."
"... Your making my job Really difficult."
"Good."
Matrix kirby took a deep breath. The lights went out. And a Scream...

(Mostly a Conversation, but I couldn't think of much else.)

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:lol:

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Veery interesting...The prologue was a bit funny...as in, "weird-funny" funny. The following chapters are more intersting. :K

Are you going to end up using other people's names in here? oO

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*Shrug* Probably not. Artemis suggested that she should be the person with the Diamond, so, I did it.

I've been having Writers Blockitis.

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<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Chapter 3: The Enemy</span>

MK pulled out his pistol, and loaded a clip. He looked around, and walked around slowly. He walked into the back room and looked around. The lights were off. He flipped the lights on with the barrel of the pistol, and noticed Mr. Kaizer.
"Ah Ha! I knew it was you!"
"Yes... I know... It was quite obvious wasn't it..." Robert replied casually. "Don't interfere Agent MK... Or she WILL die..."
"Well... That was a fast threat"
"Remember it well..." The lights turned off once more, and disappeared.
"Hmm... Whats with this guy and flashing lights."
He sighed. The bad guy already had the Diamond.
Or... Did he?
MK had noticed a small green glow on the floor. He walked over and picked it up.
It was the Panther Diamond. Mr. Robert Kaizer had dropped it whenever he was trying to threaten him. He let out a soft chuckle. This mission was going to be easy.
He left the building, pressed a button on a remote in his jacket, and hopped into a Limo as it drove up. On the way back to base, MK was examining the Diamond. It was quite shiney. He shrugged and put it in a small container, putting it in the seat beside him, yawning softly.

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Still good. ^_^

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SHINEY! I LIKE SHINEY! SHINEY SHINEY SHINEY!

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